The Miracle of Birth with the door-opening sequence and "the machine that goes 'ping!':"
Obstetrician 2: And get the machine that goes 'ping!'. Obstetrician 1: And get the most expensive machine - in case the Administrator comes. Hospital Administrator: Ah, I see you have the machine that goes 'ping!'. This is my favourite. You see, we lease this back from the company we sold it to - that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account. [The doctors and onlookers applaud.] Hospital Administrator: Thank you, thank you. We try to do our best. Well, do carry on.
Catholics vs Protestants with the whole Every Sperm is Sacred song and the conversation between Mr and Mrs Blackitt:
Mr Blackitt: When Martin Luther nailed his protest up to the church door in 1517, he may not have realised the full significance of what he was doing, but four hundred years later, thanks to him, my dear, I can wear whatever I want on my John Thomas. And Protestantism doesn't stop at the simple condom. Oh, no! I can wear French Ticklers if I want. Mrs Blackitt: You what? Mr Blackitt: French Ticklers, Black Mambos, Crocodile Ribs... Sheaths that are designed not only to protect but also to enhance the stimulation of sexual congress. Mrs Blackitt: Have you got one? Mr Blackitt: Well, no... But I can go down the road any time I want and walk into Harry's and hold my head up high, and say in a loud steady voice: 'Harry I want you to sell me a condom. In fact, today I think I'll have a French Tickler, for I am a Protestant.' Mrs Blackitt: Well, why don't you? Mr Blackitt: But they! They cannot. Because their Church never made the great leap out of the Middle Ages, and the domination of alien episcopal supremacy. Narrator: But despite the efforts of Protestants to promote the idea of sex for pleasure, children continue to multiply everywhere.
Reply by homergreg
on February 23, 2017 at 11:14 AM
Mr. Creosote, even if I want to look away at parts!
Reply by tmdb67572229
on February 23, 2017 at 11:29 AM
How did I know that one would come up first?
Reply by Papshmir
on March 2, 2017 at 3:15 PM
The Miracle of Birth with the door-opening sequence and "the machine that goes 'ping!':"
Catholics vs Protestants with the whole Every Sperm is Sacred song and the conversation between Mr and Mrs Blackitt:
Reply by sati_84
on March 2, 2017 at 4:16 PM
Mine is hands down (pun definitely intended) the guy with the long arms. So thoroughly bizarre, even by Python standards!
Reply by colickybutclever
on June 4, 2017 at 5:32 PM
Everyday in heaven is like Christmas.
Reply by bluersun
on January 24, 2018 at 4:43 AM
'Every Sperm is Sacred' song.
Reply by sukhisoo
on July 1, 2021 at 5:15 AM
My favorite part was watching it with a devout Baptist. His comments warmed the cockles of my heart.
"I find this offensive. I mean, what they are saying is true, but it is still offensive."
Reply by tmdb82469342
on February 2, 2022 at 10:26 PM
The Crimson Permanent Assurance
15 minutes of perfect Terry Gilliam nonsense.
Reply by sukhisoo
on February 8, 2022 at 10:38 PM
No, I believe that skit was featured in And Now For Something Completely Different. If not, then it was definitely in the television show.
Reply by wonder2wonder
on February 9, 2022 at 3:54 AM
That is correct. The one @mechajutaro asked about is from the sketch movie "And Now for Something Completely Different (1971)". The original version was in the episode "Monty Python's Flying Circus: The Naked Ant (S1E12, 4 Jan 1970)". It was remade - with the omission of some scenes - for the above mentioned movie. There are some differences between the two versions.