The truth is ugly sometimes, especially if it’s made of polyester.

The annoyance rises, Brother!

Pat learns the best defense is way-too-much offense.

Murph does his business by the book.

The gang is exposed to some new fashion.

Don’t give in to Shakespeer-pressure.

Growing up is contagious and often fatal.

One zinger to rule them all.

Dan gives Pat and Owen some terrible, adorable news.

They’re weapons of self-destruction.

There are no small parts.

Owen’s college rivals are total classholes.

Imagine doing all that just to watch a movie.

She’s a 10 but her phone’s a 1.0.