Patrick and GrandPat try to pass each other on the stairs, leading to a ludicrous conflict.

Patrick hires cheap ghosts to haunt his house, but he ends up getting just what he paid for.

The Star Family heads to their favorite resort.

GrandPat prevents his precious memories from being sold at a family yard sale.

Patrick travels through time to find last minute Christmas gifts for his family.

Patrick hits an unnatural growth spurt in his late adolescence.

The Patrick Show presents the epic conclusion to the first half of its first season.

The Star family finds themselves getting smaller and smaller.

Tinkle, Ouchie, and Pinkeye must venture back home together after being taken away by mistake.

Granny Tentacles helps Squidward collect his paper delivery money from Cecil.