Professional crime-scene cleaner Wicky has to mop up after a particularly grisly murder, but keeps being interrupted by people unexpectedly dropping in on the crime scene.

Novelist Terence has two problems: his gran recently passed away, and he has writer’s block. Wicky thinks these issues might be related.

When he brings the wrong keys to a crime scene, Wicky meets the neighbour - and might have met his match.

Wicky arrives at a stately home to clean up a burglary gone wrong. But things aren’t what they seem, and Wicky’s morals are tested.

Wicky visits a social media influencer with millions of followers and an unhealthy obsession with the 1980s.

Crime scene cleaner Wicky heads to the country to clean up a nasty mess in a holiday home, and bumps into his first ‘proper’ girlfriend.

Wicky finds himself on a job for an old childhood school friend, Justin, who it turns out has done rather well for himself.

Wicky attempts to clean a hut for a furious pregnant lady.

Wicky repeatedly offends a building full of elderly people. The committee will hear of this...

Wicky’s called to a remote lighthouse, where all is not what it seems. Will he survive seagulls, jellyfish, sea monsters and folk music?

Wicky heads to a crumbling, stately home ruled by Mrs Barton, its despotic housekeeper.

Wicky is called to a wedding and meets Brummie kingpin Bob Mammot, the King of Storage.