Each kid believes that they have the best pet on the farm, and hold a contest to prove it. Meanwhile, Phil's attempts to find a pet to enter proves dangerous, as he turns to wild animals.

Dawn is bummed when an injury prevents her from joining the Croods and Bettermans to a trip to Fizzy Falls, but when Thunk recruits her on his quest for an ancient stash of legendary snacks, Dawn can't resist joining the treasure hunt.

Phil and Guy try to disprove the Croods' belief that leaving offerings to the fire moon will prevent bad luck. But when their efforts seem to cause a series of mishaps, they'll have to retrieve the horn of a dangerous ramaconda to turn their luck around.

Upset that he can't grow a beard, Grug resorts to some unorthodox hair growth methods. But when Phil's experimental hair formula makes fur grow all over Grug's body, he flees to the woods to avoid the other farm residents' attempts to shave him.

Dawn hates her mother's beetballs and has been secretly dumping them in the lagoon to spare her feelings. But when the Bettermans (and Eep) go on an underwater expedition in the lagoon, Dawn must keep her family from discovering her secret.

The Croods, Bettermans, and Guy compete in the Throw-Go-Bowl - an annual Throw-go-nut championship game against the punch monkeys. Grug's desire to win above all else threatens to push away his teammates.