Lauren talks Patty into joining the Weemawee girls football team. Coached by a gung-ho Army vet and a women's libber who bristles at the slightest slight.

Like, Jennifer does, you know, the uncoolest thing possible - she, like, gets a job (gag her with a spoon!)

Patty hopes to win more than the scholastic quiz show when she and her heartthrob Larry are selected as contestants.

Mr. Donovan's job is in jeopardy because the school board has discovered he's living with a woman.

A substitute teacher's unconventional style wins the hearts of the students and draws the jealousy of Mr. Donovan.