Desperate to get a black belt without having to work for it, Cricket calls a karate school and tries to convince the teacher that he's already a master fighter!

Cricket wants to throw an insane party so he calls a party supply store. Unfortunately, the guy behind the cash register cannot book ninjas, a live jaguar, or people eating fire!

Cricket calls a spa to see if they can give his porkier "friend" a massage, but his "friend" turns out to be his pet pig, Herbert!

Cricket and Tilly want to make a rock band, but they need a few more members to make it happen! They call a random piano teacher to see if she’d like to join!

Cricket wants to make his mark on the world so he calls a grocery store to see if they have enough yogurt to cover an entire hill for people to sled down!

In order to win the prank war, Cricket calls an aquarium to see if they have any sharks so he can put one in Gramma's bathtub! Now he just needs to work out the logistics…

Cricket calls a pet store to see if they have any rats so he can train them to be a part of a circus!

Cricket pretends to be Shawn Mendes so that Raven Symoné will invite him to her holiday party, but she's not so easily fooled...

Tilly, Cricket, Gramma, and Joe, (I mean Derek) discuss the prestigious and saucy laurels of 'World's Best Pizza'.