Larry David — Writer

Episodes 61

The Seinfeld Chronicles

71%
July 5, 198923m
1x1

Jerry is ecstatic that a woman he met on the road is coming to stay with him in New York. George and Kramer weigh in on how Jerry should best approach the situation.

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The Stake Out

73%
May 31, 199023m
1x2

Jerry meets an attractive woman at a party but by the time she leaves, he has only learned where she works. Jerry stakes out the mystery woman's office with George so that he can “casually” bump into her.

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Male Unbonding

72%
June 14, 199023m
1x4

Jerry tries to “break-up” with his obnoxious childhood friend but his pathetic weeping leads Jerry to give him another chance. Elaine helps Jerry come up with excuses to avoid him.

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The Stock Tip

74%
Season Finale
June 21, 199023m
1x5

After George receives a stock tip, he and Jerry take the financial plunge. Elaine and her allergies battle her boyfriend’s cats. Meanwhile,Jerry’s weekend getaway with his new girlfriend proves to be a relationship killer.

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0x1

Jerry and George argue whether an overnight visitor Jerry is expecting is coming with romantic intentions.

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The Ex-Girlfriend

76%
January 23, 199123m
2x1

George has doubts about his current relationship that he broke off. Elaine is curious about a relationship that she has with a guy in her building that has degenerated over the past two years. Jerry is reluctantly drawn into George's ex-relationship when he picks up some books left at her apartment. Although he wants to break it off with her, she has this "psycho-sexual" hold over him and he becomes worried about what George might think if he lets this relationship develop. Elaine confronts the guy in her building and Jerry's relationship maybe in jeopardy when his girlfriend sees his act.

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The Pony Remark

74%
January 30, 199123m
2x2

Jerry's parents come to town for a 50th anniversary party. Jerry bets Kramer that he won't complete his plans to renovate his apartment with levels in a month. Jerry takes Elaine to the dinner and he makes an observation about children who have ponies, this remark offends the guest of honor. When she dies soon afterwards, Jerry wonders if he should go to the funeral or go to his championship softball game. Elaine wonders about the fate of the apartment, when she hears the widower is moving to Arizona. George wonders if it will ever be possible for him to have sex again.

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The Jacket

79%
February 6, 199123m
2x3

Jerry buys a real expensive new suede jacket with a colorful inner lining. George has a song from Les Miserables that he just can't get out of his mind. Kramer is supposed pickup a magician friend's doves, and needs someone to help him for two minutes; Elaine takes on the job. Kramer promises she'll get "a lift" to the hotel where Jerry and George are meeting her and her father, Alton Benes, an author cut from Hemingway cloth. Jerry and George suffer while waiting with Elaine's father. When it begins to snow, Jerry turns his new jacket inside out, to protect it, but Alton Benes doesn't want to be seen on the street with him.

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The Phone Message

79%
February 13, 199123m
2x4

George blows an invitation upstairs with his latest girlfriend and then when he tries to make restitution he leaves progressively nastier messages on her answering machine. He gets the chance to prevent her from hearing her messages by having Jerry switch the tape out of her machine, while he distracts her. Jerry and his girlfriend have a disagreement about a TV commercial for Dockers, and his telling his friends about their conflict.

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The Revenge

78%
April 18, 199123m
2x7

George quits his job in a huff after he is demoted to using the regular bathroom. Newman tells Kramer that he plans to jump off the building. Jerry suggests that George just go back into work next Monday morning and pretend like nothing happened; however, that doesn't work. Newman jumps, from the second floor. George plots revenge, and with Elaine's help, tries to slip his boss "a Mickey." Jerry suspects that his launderer is a larcenist after he discovers that $1500 he had stashed in his laundry bag is missing. Kramer helps Jerry get revenge by bringing a bag of concrete in to put into one of the wash machines.

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The Deal

77%
May 2, 199123m
2x9

Jerry and Elaine are watching TV late at night and stumble across "naked people" and that gets them both discussing whether they could have a relationship and not jeopardize their friendship. George says it can't be done, but Jerry and Elaine devise "a system"; however, it develops a little trouble when her birthday comes along.

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The Chinese Restaurant

84%
May 23, 199123m
2x11

Jerry, Elaine and George stop for a quick Chinese dinner before a showing of Plan 9 From Outer Space on the big screen. However, while waiting a really long time to get a table, Jerry sees a woman whose name he can't recall; George needs to use a phone he can't have and Elaine needs food, more than those seated ahead of them.

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The Busboy

76%
Season Finale
June 26, 199123m
2x12

George inadvertently meddles in the life of a busboy, by getting him fired. He tries to rectify things; however, he winds up compounding them by losing the busboy's cat. Elaine discovers that a week is much too long to have a houseguest. She does everything in her power to get him out. The busboy's life is saved and made for the better after his involvement with George, until he meets Elaine's houseguest.

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The Note

70%
September 18, 199123m
3x1

Physical therapy proves painful as Jerry has a misunderstanding with his therapist; and he finds a way for insurance to cover treatment for Elaine and a paranoid George.

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The Pen

76%
October 2, 199123m
3x3

Elaine regrets accompanying Jerry on a visit to his parents, where local gossip includes how Jerry acquired a pen that writes upside down.

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The Dog

71%
October 9, 199123m
3x4

Jerry's gig as a dog sitter provides some time alone to George and Elaine, who find they have little to say.

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The Parking Garage

82%
October 30, 199123m
3x6

Saturday at the mall with the gang, none of whom bothered to note where the car was parked.

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The Tape

84%
November 13, 199123m
3x8

George is hot for a potential baldness remedy, and for Elaine after she plays a joke on Jerry.

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The Stranded

75%
November 27, 199123m
3x10

Jerry pays a high price for being stranded at a party by George, who pays the price for romance in the workplace but forgets to pay for something else.

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The Alternate Side

76%
December 4, 199123m
3x11

Jerry gets his car stolen; Kramer gets a line in a Woody Allen film; George gets a job; and Elaine gets tired of her boyfriend.

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The Red Dot

78%
Mid-Season Finale
December 11, 199123m
3x12

An imperfection mars George's gift to Elaine; Jerry inadvertently helps an alcoholic go off the wagon.

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The Pez Dispenser

80%
January 15, 199224m
3x14

Kramer's advice gives George "the upper hand" in his relationship with a pianist, whose recital is ruined by Elaine's outburst of laughter.

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The Boyfriend (1)

82%
February 12, 199246m
3x17

Jerry becomes friends with baseball's Keith Hernandez, who has a history with Kramer and would like a future with Elaine.

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The Boyfriend (2)

73%
February 12, 199224m
3x18

Jerry and Elaine compete for the attention of baseball's Keith Hernandez, while Kramer and Newman investigate a spitting incident involving Hernandez.

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The Letter

75%
March 25, 199224m
3x21

Kramer sits for Jerry's artist girlfriend, but Jerry won't stand for her temperament, until she declares her feelings.

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The Parking Space

76%
April 22, 199224m
3x22

George argues with a stranger over a "dream" parking space in front of Jerry's apartment.

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The Pitch

80%
September 16, 199247m
4x3

A show about "nothing" is George's pitch to network execs interested in a series for Jerry.

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The Ticket

78%
September 16, 199224m
4x4

Jerry and George take another meeting; Kramer testifies for Newman in a speeding-ticket protest.

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The Wallet

75%
September 23, 199223m
4x5

Jerry's dad has a bad time at the back doctor's; Elaine wants to part with her boyfriend; Jerry's unhappy with George's network "negotiating."

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The Watch

78%
September 30, 199223m
4x6

The network president doesn't play George's game; Jerry deals for his "broken" watch; Elaine is a hot topic in the office of her psychiatrist boyfriend.

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The Bubble Boy

79%
October 7, 199224m
4x7

A weekend is kaput, partly because of George's driving.

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The Cheever Letters

78%
October 28, 199224m
4x8

Elaine's assistant has words with Jerry, who has few with George; Kramer deals for more Cuban cigars.

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The Contest

87%
November 18, 199224m
4x11

George's mom lands in the hospital; a contest begins among Jerry, George, Kramer and Elaine, involving a naked woman and an attractive man.

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The Pick

81%
Mid-Season Finale
December 16, 199223m
4x13

Kramer makes Elaine's Christmas card a collector's item, and settles an argument with a designer; Jerry is caught in a human moment by his new female friend; George pleads to make up with Susan.

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The Shoes

76%
February 4, 199322m
4x16

There's something about Elaine's shoes that leads to the stalling of George and Jerry's TV pilot, until Elaine gives it a kick.

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The Smelly Car

77%
April 15, 199322m
4x21

An odor in Jerry's car seeps into the love life of Elaine.

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The Handicap Spot

79%
May 13, 199323m
4x22

There are many repercussions after the gang parks in a handicap space.

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The Pilot (1)

82%
May 20, 199346m
4x23

Kramer wants to audition for Jerry and George's pilot; and the network president becomes obsessed with Elaine.

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The Pilot (2)

78%
Season Finale
May 20, 199322m
4x24

The pilot is cast, taped and aired, but George doesn't think he'll live to see its success.

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The Mango

83%
September 16, 199323m
5x1

Jerry shares George's self-doubt after Elaine admits not all was as it seemed during their romantic relationship.

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The Puffy Shirt

83%
September 23, 199322m
5x2

Jerry's appearance with Bryant Gumbel is not the expected career boost for Kramer's girlfriend; but George gets a new career after moving back with his parents.

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The Sniffing Accountant

80%
October 7, 199322m
5x4

Jerry thinks his accountant may be on drugs; George's passion wins him a job; Elaine's exclamations end her relationship.

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The Non-Fat Yogurt

76%
November 4, 199322m
5x7

Jerry and Elaine's suspicion about "nonfat" yogurt figures into New York City's mayoral race.

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The Dinner Party

79%
February 3, 199422m
5x13

A "brief" stop to buy gifts for a dinner party becomes an ordeal thanks to George's big coat.

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The Stand-In

77%
February 24, 199422m
5x16

George postpones breaking up with his girlfriend; Kramer befriends a fellow soap-opera stand-in; and Jerry bombs trying to cheer up a sick friend.

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The Raincoats (1)

80%
April 28, 199442m
5x18

Kramer plans to profit from raincoats created by Jerry's dad; George sells his dad's old "cruisewear."

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The Raincoats (2)

72%
April 28, 199421m
5x19

The sale of Morty's raincoats is delayed; George tries to buy back his dad's clothes.

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The Opposite

90%
Season Finale
May 19, 199423m
5x22

George changes his life by going against his instincts; Kramer plugs his book on "Live with Regis and Kathie Lee."

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The Chaperone

75%
September 22, 199422m
6x1

Kramer supervises Jerry's date with a Miss America contestant; George gets the Yankees to wear cotton; Elaine tries to fill the shoes of a late book editor.

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The Big Salad

77%
September 29, 199422m
6x2

Kramer fears a golf dispute has pushed his opponent to murder; Jerry dates a woman whom Newman rejected.

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The Couch

78%
October 27, 199422m
6x5

Freedom-of-choice issues disrupt Elaine's new relationship and Kramer's business; George watches a video instead of reading his book-club book.

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The Race

82%
Mid-Season Finale
December 15, 199423m
6x10

Jerry dates a woman whose boss has a grudge against him; Elaine dates a Communist whose ideology spreads to George and Kramer.

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The Kiss Hello

77%
February 16, 199523m
6x17

A physical therapist bothers Jerry, angers George and attracts Kramer. Meanwhile, Kramer promotes friendliness within his building.

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The Face Painter

82%
May 11, 199522m
6x23

Elaine's boyfriend is too zealous a hockey fan; George ventures saying "I love you"; Kramer has an altercation with a chimp.

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The Engagement

77%
September 21, 199523m
7x1

Jerry reneges on his pact with George to be more like "grown-up men"; Newman takes care of a barking dog that keeps Elaine awake.

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The Postponement

79%
September 28, 199522m
7x2

Elaine shares her feelings about George with the wrong person. Meanwhile, George discovers the power of tears.

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The Maestro

78%
October 5, 199522m
7x3

A maestro impresses Elaine, jeopardizes Kramer's lawsuit and makes Jerry curious about housing in Italy.

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The Cadillac (1)

80%
February 8, 199644m
7x14

George becomes obsessed with Marisa Tomei after he's told he's her type; Jerry gives his father a Cadillac.

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The Cadillac (2)

78%
February 8, 199623m
7x15

George has a meeting with Marisa Tomei; the Cadillac Jerry buys his father sparks trouble for his dad.

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The Invitations

81%
Season Finale
May 16, 199623m
7x24

Jerry falls for a woman much like himself; George wants out of his wedding, and his fiancée doesn't want Elaine in the wedding party.

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The Finale (1)

75%
May 14, 199856m
9x23

The gang plans a trip to Paris to celebrate after NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom. But there's an in-flight emergency, stranding them in a small town.

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The Finale (2)

69%
Season Finale
May 14, 199823m
9x24

Witnesses testify to the gang's (lack of) character as they go on trial for violating a "Good Samaritan Law."

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