
Seinfeld (1989)
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Larry David — Writer
Episodes 61
The Seinfeld Chronicles
Jerry is ecstatic that a woman he met on the road is coming to stay with him in New York. George and Kramer weigh in on how Jerry should best approach the situation.
Read MoreThe Stake Out
Jerry meets an attractive woman at a party but by the time she leaves, he has only learned where she works. Jerry stakes out the mystery woman's office with George so that he can “casually” bump into her.
Read MoreMale Unbonding
Jerry tries to “break-up” with his obnoxious childhood friend but his pathetic weeping leads Jerry to give him another chance. Elaine helps Jerry come up with excuses to avoid him.
Read MoreThe Stock Tip
After George receives a stock tip, he and Jerry take the financial plunge. Elaine and her allergies battle her boyfriend’s cats. Meanwhile,Jerry’s weekend getaway with his new girlfriend proves to be a relationship killer.
Read MoreGood News Bad News (Alternative Pilot Version)
Jerry and George argue whether an overnight visitor Jerry is expecting is coming with romantic intentions.
Read MoreThe Ex-Girlfriend
George has doubts about his current relationship that he broke off. Elaine is curious about a relationship that she has with a guy in her building that has degenerated over the past two years. Jerry is reluctantly drawn into George's ex-relationship when he picks up some books left at her apartment. Although he wants to break it off with her, she has this "psycho-sexual" hold over him and he becomes worried about what George might think if he lets this relationship develop. Elaine confronts the guy in her building and Jerry's relationship maybe in jeopardy when his girlfriend sees his act.
Read MoreThe Pony Remark
Jerry's parents come to town for a 50th anniversary party. Jerry bets Kramer that he won't complete his plans to renovate his apartment with levels in a month. Jerry takes Elaine to the dinner and he makes an observation about children who have ponies, this remark offends the guest of honor. When she dies soon afterwards, Jerry wonders if he should go to the funeral or go to his championship softball game. Elaine wonders about the fate of the apartment, when she hears the widower is moving to Arizona. George wonders if it will ever be possible for him to have sex again.
Read MoreThe Jacket
Jerry buys a real expensive new suede jacket with a colorful inner lining. George has a song from Les Miserables that he just can't get out of his mind. Kramer is supposed pickup a magician friend's doves, and needs someone to help him for two minutes; Elaine takes on the job. Kramer promises she'll get "a lift" to the hotel where Jerry and George are meeting her and her father, Alton Benes, an author cut from Hemingway cloth. Jerry and George suffer while waiting with Elaine's father. When it begins to snow, Jerry turns his new jacket inside out, to protect it, but Alton Benes doesn't want to be seen on the street with him.
Read MoreThe Phone Message
George blows an invitation upstairs with his latest girlfriend and then when he tries to make restitution he leaves progressively nastier messages on her answering machine. He gets the chance to prevent her from hearing her messages by having Jerry switch the tape out of her machine, while he distracts her. Jerry and his girlfriend have a disagreement about a TV commercial for Dockers, and his telling his friends about their conflict.
Read MoreThe Revenge
George quits his job in a huff after he is demoted to using the regular bathroom. Newman tells Kramer that he plans to jump off the building. Jerry suggests that George just go back into work next Monday morning and pretend like nothing happened; however, that doesn't work. Newman jumps, from the second floor. George plots revenge, and with Elaine's help, tries to slip his boss "a Mickey." Jerry suspects that his launderer is a larcenist after he discovers that $1500 he had stashed in his laundry bag is missing. Kramer helps Jerry get revenge by bringing a bag of concrete in to put into one of the wash machines.
Read MoreThe Deal
Jerry and Elaine are watching TV late at night and stumble across "naked people" and that gets them both discussing whether they could have a relationship and not jeopardize their friendship. George says it can't be done, but Jerry and Elaine devise "a system"; however, it develops a little trouble when her birthday comes along.
Read MoreThe Chinese Restaurant
Jerry, Elaine and George stop for a quick Chinese dinner before a showing of Plan 9 From Outer Space on the big screen. However, while waiting a really long time to get a table, Jerry sees a woman whose name he can't recall; George needs to use a phone he can't have and Elaine needs food, more than those seated ahead of them.
Read MoreThe Busboy
George inadvertently meddles in the life of a busboy, by getting him fired. He tries to rectify things; however, he winds up compounding them by losing the busboy's cat. Elaine discovers that a week is much too long to have a houseguest. She does everything in her power to get him out. The busboy's life is saved and made for the better after his involvement with George, until he meets Elaine's houseguest.
Read MoreThe Parking Garage
Saturday at the mall with the gang, none of whom bothered to note where the car was parked.
Read MoreThe Stranded
Jerry pays a high price for being stranded at a party by George, who pays the price for romance in the workplace but forgets to pay for something else.
Read MoreThe Alternate Side
Jerry gets his car stolen; Kramer gets a line in a Woody Allen film; George gets a job; and Elaine gets tired of her boyfriend.
Read MoreThe Red Dot
An imperfection mars George's gift to Elaine; Jerry inadvertently helps an alcoholic go off the wagon.
Read MoreThe Pez Dispenser
Kramer's advice gives George "the upper hand" in his relationship with a pianist, whose recital is ruined by Elaine's outburst of laughter.
Read MoreThe Boyfriend (1)
Jerry becomes friends with baseball's Keith Hernandez, who has a history with Kramer and would like a future with Elaine.
Read MoreThe Boyfriend (2)
Jerry and Elaine compete for the attention of baseball's Keith Hernandez, while Kramer and Newman investigate a spitting incident involving Hernandez.
Read MoreThe Letter
Kramer sits for Jerry's artist girlfriend, but Jerry won't stand for her temperament, until she declares her feelings.
Read MoreThe Parking Space
George argues with a stranger over a "dream" parking space in front of Jerry's apartment.
Read MoreThe Ticket
Jerry and George take another meeting; Kramer testifies for Newman in a speeding-ticket protest.
Read MoreThe Wallet
Jerry's dad has a bad time at the back doctor's; Elaine wants to part with her boyfriend; Jerry's unhappy with George's network "negotiating."
Read MoreThe Bubble Boy
A weekend is kaput, partly because of George's driving.
Read MoreThe Cheever Letters
Elaine's assistant has words with Jerry, who has few with George; Kramer deals for more Cuban cigars.
Read MoreThe Contest
George's mom lands in the hospital; a contest begins among Jerry, George, Kramer and Elaine, involving a naked woman and an attractive man.
Read MoreThe Smelly Car
An odor in Jerry's car seeps into the love life of Elaine.
Read MoreThe Handicap Spot
There are many repercussions after the gang parks in a handicap space.
Read MoreThe Pilot (1)
Kramer wants to audition for Jerry and George's pilot; and the network president becomes obsessed with Elaine.
Read MoreThe Pilot (2)
The pilot is cast, taped and aired, but George doesn't think he'll live to see its success.
Read MoreThe Puffy Shirt
Jerry's appearance with Bryant Gumbel is not the expected career boost for Kramer's girlfriend; but George gets a new career after moving back with his parents.
Read MoreThe Sniffing Accountant
Jerry thinks his accountant may be on drugs; George's passion wins him a job; Elaine's exclamations end her relationship.
Read MoreThe Non-Fat Yogurt
Jerry and Elaine's suspicion about "nonfat" yogurt figures into New York City's mayoral race.
Read MoreThe Dinner Party
A "brief" stop to buy gifts for a dinner party becomes an ordeal thanks to George's big coat.
Read MoreThe Stand-In
George postpones breaking up with his girlfriend; Kramer befriends a fellow soap-opera stand-in; and Jerry bombs trying to cheer up a sick friend.
Read MoreThe Raincoats (1)
Kramer plans to profit from raincoats created by Jerry's dad; George sells his dad's old "cruisewear."
Read MoreThe Raincoats (2)
The sale of Morty's raincoats is delayed; George tries to buy back his dad's clothes.
Read MoreThe Opposite
George changes his life by going against his instincts; Kramer plugs his book on "Live with Regis and Kathie Lee."
Read MoreThe Chaperone
Kramer supervises Jerry's date with a Miss America contestant; George gets the Yankees to wear cotton; Elaine tries to fill the shoes of a late book editor.
Read MoreThe Big Salad
Kramer fears a golf dispute has pushed his opponent to murder; Jerry dates a woman whom Newman rejected.
Read MoreThe Kiss Hello
A physical therapist bothers Jerry, angers George and attracts Kramer. Meanwhile, Kramer promotes friendliness within his building.
Read MoreThe Face Painter
Elaine's boyfriend is too zealous a hockey fan; George ventures saying "I love you"; Kramer has an altercation with a chimp.
Read MoreThe Engagement
Jerry reneges on his pact with George to be more like "grown-up men"; Newman takes care of a barking dog that keeps Elaine awake.
Read MoreThe Postponement
Elaine shares her feelings about George with the wrong person. Meanwhile, George discovers the power of tears.
Read MoreThe Maestro
A maestro impresses Elaine, jeopardizes Kramer's lawsuit and makes Jerry curious about housing in Italy.
Read MoreThe Cadillac (1)
George becomes obsessed with Marisa Tomei after he's told he's her type; Jerry gives his father a Cadillac.
Read MoreThe Cadillac (2)
George has a meeting with Marisa Tomei; the Cadillac Jerry buys his father sparks trouble for his dad.
Read MoreThe Invitations
Jerry falls for a woman much like himself; George wants out of his wedding, and his fiancée doesn't want Elaine in the wedding party.
Read MoreThe Finale (1)
The gang plans a trip to Paris to celebrate after NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom. But there's an in-flight emergency, stranding them in a small town.
Read MoreThe Finale (2)
Witnesses testify to the gang's (lack of) character as they go on trial for violating a "Good Samaritan Law."
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