Uncle Fester puts an ad in the personals column and when he doesn't get an immediate response he's heartbroken. Later, the family mistake a cosmetics saleswoman as a respondent to the ad.

Morticia and Gomez pose as Lurch's maid and butler when his mother comes for a visit.

Morticia's favorite charitable organization is holding a fundraising bazaar, so Morticia persuades her family to part with their belongings in order to donate them to the charity auction.

Members of the Addams household devise schemes to start a battle between Gomez and Morticia.