Francine falls in with a group of tough girls after becoming the new school guidance counselor. Jeff panics when he loses his hat.

Francine tries to be a better friend to one of Roger's personas who is selling her homemade jeans on TV. Stan and Steve swap eyebrows.

Hayley searches for guidance and instead finds a community of 'cool butts.'

Steve goes on a class trip to Philadelphia, where he hopes to fall in love.

Francine becomes an overnight sensation when a famous art dealer discovers her homemade pottery.

After Hayley is deemed a "big child" by The Lady from The Hamster Rescue Society, she gets involved with two Roger personas who have a complicated family dynamic in an effort to prove that she is an adult woman.