Phil and Keely have a huge test in Mr. Messerschmitt's class, but take advantage of The Giggle. Phil and Keely, then, both fail the test. So Phil tries to make it up to Keely. Meanwhile, Pim goes to an R-rated movie and brings curtis as her parent.

Mr. Messerschmitt insists his students take the Career Placement Test. However, Phil doesn't know what he wants to do and doesn't want to be trapped in a job for which is not suited.

Phil and Keely offer to babysit Mr. Messerschmitt's nephew Nathan, and get more than they bargained for with the trouble making 5-year-old. Phil uses the New Ager, and the boy ends up 80-years-old.