The feathers go flying when the Chicken Lady spots Rooster Boy; Cabbie has his own set of road rules; some cops have more important things to discuss than a dead body.

Puppy won't do tricks; a man who dresses his best to get the paper; a sleepwalking boy steals his dad's money; a restaurant that has a relationship section.

A construction worker firmly denies sleeping on the job; Bruce discovers that he is only 17 inches tall.

A magical flying pig. The Best Actor award at the Oscars results. An axe murderer politely asks an old lady if he can borrow her axe. Men wear earrings in the 90s.

An open letter addressed to the guy who stole a bike wheel and a letter addressed to the people who stood by and watched.

Cops have a long night at a crime scene; Scott tries to blame a clown for spraying his boss with seltzer water; a drag queen with a gun starts a revolution.

Sir Simone has a date in the Pit of Ultimate Darkness; Bruce meets a man who could be his identical twin; a guy mocks people in a waiting room; Danny Husk reads the paper to discover that he has been kidnapped.

Einstein is mocked; three men take pride in their huge guts.

Poems by the Emperor of Japan; Brice's advice for breaking into showbiz.

A businessman just stares; a man debates whether he should call a girl; the cops wonder why someone would abandon a perfectly good potato.

A man reminisces about the Flying Pig; a woman names her god; Tanya annoys people at a party.