Live from New York, it's... Dwayne Johnson!

Sketches include "The Return of 'The Rock' Obama," "Fuquay Satin's Grand Hoochie Skank Rose," "Game Time with Randy and Greg," "Beauty and the Beast," "300," "What's Up With That?," "Trina at the Ad Agency," and "Daveheart."

Shakira performed "She Wolf" and "Did It Again."

Cold Open: Coachella Music Festival

Sketches: Just Say No, Helen at the Party, Blue River Dog Food, Only Once Engagement, Undercover Sharpton, Every Sperm Must Go!

Pretaped: CNN Pregnancy Test, Monster Pals, A Very Smoky 420