Jimmy wants to play as a goalie with Wreckum but he doesn't play good, so Heloise gives Jimmy help from the sidelines in exchange for Jimmy to spend time with her, but Jimmy spends all of his time with Wreckum and none with Heloise, so she quits helping him and makes Jimmy play his own way. But Jimmy turns out to be an average player.

After everyone in Miseryville is blinded, Jimmy takes the opportunity to do everything he's always wanted to. But when the blindness wears off earlier than he expected, he's forced to run around town naked!