Brett's relationship with a 75kg Rottweiler by the name of Cujo has Kim's nose out of joint. She's out to sow her rolled oats and, with encouragement from Sharon, they go speed dating at the local pub. Meanwhile Kath is concerned that there is a dark secret at the heart of Kim and Brett's separation, one that even threatens her future with Kel.

The day of the ritziest fairy tale wedding has arrived. With punch served from the rubbish bin and a tarp over the clothesline, the guests arrive at 4.45pm for a 4.46pm start. A unique chain of events leads to a nuptials that no one will ever forget, well not quickly anyway.

Kath and Kel's new eating plan is leaving them totally shagged but not in the way they would like. Unlucky in love Sharon decides to take positive steps to improve her vavavavoom. Meanwhile Kim is helping Brett on his career projectory.

It's on! Sharon has a boyfriend and pash rash 24/7. Kim and Brett's marital issues come to a head whilst shopping in IKEA. Kath has the inkstinks for floral designs.