Kath's wedding plans are thrown into chaos when she discovers that Kim has really stacked on the weight and doesn't fit into her bridesmaid's dress. Sharon discovers self-help and motivational books and considers marriage counselling as a career. Her reading is soon put to the test as a complete breakdown of all relationships erupts. A round table counselling session produces startling revelations, but talk to the face cos the hand ain't listening!

The day of the ritziest fairy tale wedding has arrived. With punch served from the rubbish bin and a tarp over the clothesline, the guests arrive at 4.45pm for a 4.46pm start. A unique chain of events leads to a nuptials that no one will ever forget, well not quickly anyway.

Kim Craig nee Day's marriage is still up the proverbial and newlywed Kath Day-Knight's libido has gone awol. They both look deep inside their chasms and think outside the box with some very positive results.

Like her wine time nuts, Kath's feelings are mixed at this late stage when Gary arrives back to stake his claim. Kel is hamstrung as Gary has Kath over a barrel. Meanwhile, Kim is loving herself sick as a new mum. She is blown away at how gross Epponnee's motor skills are. Ditto Brett.

Fifty is the new forty in the Day-Knight household, and Kath plans a celebration for Kel and pulls out all the stops for a Nibbles to end all Nibbles. Meanwhile, the jury is still out on Sharon's godmother status, and Kim gets holier than thou. Brett has an epiphany on a Buckin' Bronco.

Look at moi! Look at moi! Look at Kylie! International pop icon Kylie Minogue makes a special guest appearance at Lagoon Court. Meanwhile, what is to become of Kath and Kel, after Dr Ng tells them to go fat free? Kim and Brett are at loggerheads over Epponnee's career projectory. The clock ticks loudest for Sharon as she waits in the wings like a white ant.