When Lex Luthor threatens to shut down disreputable dive bar Noonan's, supervillain lovebirds Kite Man and Golden Glider scheme to save it.

While decorating the apartment, Kite Man finally learns about Golden Glider's childhood, while Bane accidentally time travels to the 1980s.

As Beast Mode competes for the Sexiest Villain Award, Golden Glider tries to find a way to turn him back into Kite Man.