When Lex Luthor threatens to shut down disreputable dive bar Noonan's, supervillain lovebirds Kite Man and Golden Glider scheme to save it.

A villain-themed chain restaurant opens across from Noonan's just as Kite Man and Golden Glider stress over a new step in their relationship.

While decorating the apartment, Kite Man finally learns about Golden Glider's childhood, while Bane accidentally time travels to the 1980s.