When Lex Luthor threatens to shut down disreputable dive bar Noonan's, supervillain lovebirds Kite Man and Golden Glider scheme to save it.

Ahead of Noonan's grand reopening, Golden Glider struggles to keep the peace with Kite Man's new hire.

As Beast Mode competes for the Sexiest Villain Award, Golden Glider tries to find a way to turn him back into Kite Man.

Kite Man and Golden Glider hide out with the Anti-Life Equation, while Bane adds babysitter to his résumé.