While decorating the apartment, Kite Man finally learns about Golden Glider's childhood, while Bane accidentally time travels to the 1980s.

As Beast Mode competes for the Sexiest Villain Award, Golden Glider tries to find a way to turn him back into Kite Man.

With time running out, Kite Man, Golden Glider and Noonan's regulars must find a way to destroy the Anti-Life Equation once and for all.