Garth is dating an older divorcee, while Chris has turned his hand to creative writing.

Dorien's husband goes missing, and she's later seen digging a suspiciously man-shaped hole in the garden, prompting Sharon and Tracey to fear their man-hungry neighbour has taken to murder as a sideline.

Tracey ponders her contribution to society; a radio phone-in offers one answer.

Sharon thinks installing a swimming pool will be easy, since she has a café full of builders.