
Crank Yankers (2002)
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Episodes 68
Dial T for Torment
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Wu-Tang Clan & Dave Chappelle
Shavin, the manager of a rap group, calls up the church-going owner of a bed and breakfast to make arrangements for accommodations; Hadassah responds to an ad for a nanny; Rob calls a phone-sex operator on behalf of a hearing-impaired pal.
Read MoreDenis Leary & Sarah Silverman
Blind stripper Cammie wants to join a strip club but is denied. Spoonie Luv(From Up Above) wants to send flowers and asks for inappropriate things to be written on the card. Denis Leary's friend's pet is a problem pet. And Special Ed's got mail and finds out he's got lower standerds because he uses ""I Got Mail"".
Read MoreJimmy Kimmel & Wanda Sykes
Spoonie Luv calls a private country club; Elmer tries to get a hearing aid over the phone; Wanda calls a customer who just used a porn website.
Read MoreTracy Morgan & Wanda Sykes
Spoonie calls a country club for tee time but they don't have tee time. Niles needs a healthcare giver. And Elmer needs some hearing aids.
Read MoreDavid Alan Grier & Dave Attell
Bobby seeks out a job. Cammie needs computer help. Birtchum loses a fake leg. And Danny is sick.
Read MoreSusie Essman & Jim Florentine
Niles wants invitations for a contest. Tony Deloge wants votes. Helen's son gives her a foul mouthed parrot. And Bobby tries to sign up to be a consulor to help kids on drugs. Also starring The Touchtone Terrorists.
Read MoreSarah Silverman & Tracy Morgan
Haddassah has a survey. Spoonie's got an idea for greeting cards. Sav macauley is on the Phone Zone. And Bobby accidentally kills his grandfather. Also featuring Ween.
Read MoreKevin Nealon & Super Dave Osborne
Spoonie wants hot girls. Helen calls a grocery store. OCD Ken wants love. And Terrence calls Subway.
Read MoreJimmy Kimmel & Adam Carolla
Karl Malone wants Beanie Babies. Danny calls a caterer. Elmer lodges a complaint to the cable company about what he saw on TV. Birchum calls for a moving company. And Haddassah calls the Department of Waste.
Read MoreDane Cook & Sarah Silverman
Spoonie orders flowers. Gene Winterbuck makes a call to a library. Haddassah catches crabs. And someone took a pee on Elmer's house.
Read MoreJimmy Kimmel & Sarah Silverman
Elmer needs a gift for his wife so he buys beads. Special Ed wants to buy a CD with a certain song on it.
Read MoreWanda Sykes & Robert Schimmel
Spoon Love needs karate lessons before he goes back to jail. Gladys finds a pornography cassette of her sons.
Read MoreSnoop Dogg & Kevin Nealon
Guest star Snoop Dogg calls to run for public office. And Haddassah gets harassed by a salesperson.
Read MoreJeff Garlin & Gilbert Gottfried
George Zucco has swelling testicles. And Bobby hits an innocent bystander then shoots him.
Read MoreFred Armisen & Kevin Nealon
Hadassah has a perfume rash on her vagina. OCD Ken gets "trapped" in a bathroom and needs someone to repeatedly hit the pound key. And Special Ed calls a farm to tell them knock knock jokes but just pisses one of the farmers off.
Read MoreWanda Sykes & Bobcat Goldthwait
Gladys' kids super glue her butt to a toilet seat. Steven calls a talent agency and only does Bobcat Goldthwait impressions.
Read MoreAdam Carolla & Jim Florentine
A blind Stripper applies for college. Birchum wants to get swimming lessons for his conjoined kids at the YMCA.
Read MoreAdam Carolla & Dr. Drew Pinsky
Bobby Fletcher calls a country store to complain about expired grape soda that keeps making him belch. Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew Pinsky talk hip-hop.
Read MoreJimmy Kimmel & David Alan Grier
Elmer calls about a gay cruise.
Read MoreFred Armisen & Sarah Silverman
Hadassah Calls a Landfill, Chip calls a hardware store, Kevin and Katie call a bowling alley, Spoonie Needs Driving Lessons, Niles Standish wants a balloon ride, Niles Standish wants a balloon ride, Helen Higgins Calls an Art School, Bobby Fletcher wants to join the Peace Corps.
Read MoreJeff Goldblum & Fred Armisen
Terrence Catheter calls trying to book an appearance for JK Rowling, Ed wants to go to a ball game, Professor Fermstein calls a coed, David orders flowers, Birchum calls with a warning, Chip calls taco bell acting like he’s from the corporate office.
Read MoreWanda Sykes & Kevin Nealon
Gladys Murphy calls volunteering for conjugal visits, Elmer needs a dentist, Bobby Fletcher wants a new best friend, Dr. Premise can’t speak, Niles Standish is getting married, Ken is stuck in the restroom.
Read MoreDavid Cross & Jeff Garlin
Birchum expresses his feelings on female police officers, Hadassah wants to conceive, Ed peed in the pool, Jeff needs a new job, Kevin gets help with his homework, Cammie Has Some Questions.
Read MoreJimmy Kimmel & Gilbert Gottfried
Bobby Fletcher needs a loan, Elmer can't get out of his bed, Niles Standish needs a new suit, Arthur Johnson gets even, Ken calls a pharmacy, George Zucco Plans a family event.
Read MoreDavid Alan Grier & Super Dave Osborne
Terence Catheter calls looking for a stalker for his client George Wendt, Tony Deloge is trying to get a free meal, Birchum's Uncle died, Cammie's been having encounters with the paranormal, A store manager calls a retirement home, Ed calls a library.
Read MoreRobert Smigel & Adam Carolla
Elmer is having technical problems, Adam and Dr. Drew make a best of show for the holidays, Larson calls about a house sitting, George Zucco wants to rent a tape, Agent Tierney issues an odd citation, Adam and Dr. Drew reach out to their listeners, Gladys calls a store.
Read MoreDavid Alan Grier & Jeff Garlin
Birchum needs kids to work around the house, Cammie wants a deal on a rental car, Special Ed likes Donkey Kong, Helen Higgins calls about a film she dropped off, Jeff calls looking for a toy, Concierge gives wake up calls to random hotel room, Danny needs an engagement ring.
Read MoreJimmy Kimmel & Adam Carolla
Elmer checks his lucky numbers, Dr. Mark Premise looks for love, Birchum applies for a job, Dick Rodgers has a personal revelation, Kevin & Katie call a Butcher Shop, Gladys has some concerns about her son, and Tony Deloge books a speaking engagement,
Read MoreBob Odenkirk & Fred Armisen
Niles Standish calls about a new hobby, Samir is throwing a party, Clay calls looking for a gift for his girlfriend, Terence needs a new pair of boots for Hall and Oates, Cammie calls a Gynecologist's office.
Read MoreKevin Nealon & Sarah Silverman
Ken calls a paper with breaking news, Tab wants to hypnotize his Grandmother, Hadassah's having a Baby, Ed calls a Restaurant, Cammie wants to learn magic, and Terrence wants to buy some dolls for Demie.
Read MoreJim Florentine & Kathy Griffin
Sonny calls delivering a singing phone-a-gram, Katie wants a credit card, Bobby Fletcher calls a retirement home looking for acting talent, Asha gets an unexpected delivery, Elmer plans a reunion., Maria calls about getting some plastic surgery for her 11 year old daughter, Ed calls a man asking if he knows any special people.
Read MoreJimmy Kimmel & Fred Armisen
Katie's having a party, Terrence is looking for new artwork, Sonny Tanning delivers a singing Phone-O-Gram, Birchum needs some able bodies, Chip Le Las Comiquitas, Bobby wants to lose some weight, and Hadassah desperately needs a Plumber.
Read MoreEminem & Sarah Silverman
Hadassah has a problem with her new toy, The Concierge conducts a survey, Danny has questions about child birth, Katie needs help with her book report, Bobby calls to make a reservation for his family, and Elmer's Son tries to make a secret phone call.
Read MoreAdam Carolla & David Alan Grier
Tobias gives a free reading, Jim bugs a Pizza Place, Chip fights racism, Ed needs piano lessons, Elmer has a Birthday, and The Truth wants to be a Sportscaster.
Read MoreKevin Nealon & Wanda Sykes
Bobby needs a locksmith, Gladys calls a breast feeding expert, Terrence needs help with his new boss, Ken calls wanting to hire a bodyguard, Cammie teaches teens about Sex, Ray needs some language lessons.
Read MoreJamie Kennedy & David Alan Grier
Birchum calls a Private Investigator,Wally Calls an Exterminator, Stompie Wants to have fun, Hadassah gets a new job.
Read MoreWanda Sykes & Kevin Nealon
Niles calls with a complaint, Jack wants to buy a used car, Gladys wrestles with doing the right thing, Kevin wants a new playmate, Theo calls hoping to adopt some kittens.
Read MoreEminem & Jeff Goldblum
Jeff plans a surprise, Cammie learns about Judaism, Marshall calls about a tattoo, Nick needs help with his kid, Sonny Tanning calls a High School Principal, Haddasah wants to learn a trade, Viva Eduardo Especial!
Read MoreSeth Green & Jamie Kennedy
Birchum makes Funeral arrangements, Marcia wants to enroll her son in Pre-School, Gene wants to get in shape, Elmer calls with a safety concern, Travis needs some clothes for his Wife, and Ezekiel Magoo takes a stand.
Read MoreWanda Sykes & Adam Carolla
Gladys develops a negative attitude, Katie wants a job at a Grocery Store, Tobias predicts the future, Niles needs a Dentist, Bobby needs a new job, Foreign guy books a Cruise, Vote for Tony Deloge, and a Prank Call Blooper.
Read MoreLudacris & Drew Carey
Ludacris and Drew Carey are the guest voices for the third-season opener. Included: the rapper calls the head of his record label wanting to change his name to “Peanut Head.” Carey calls a hotel to make a confession.
Read MoreTracy Morgan & Adam Carolla
Featuring guests Tracy Morgan, Adam Carolla, and Aubrey Plaza.
Read MoreAndy Richter & Sarah Silverman
Cammie makes inquiries about finding a housesitter. Andy Richter and Kevin Nealon guest star.
Read MoreJimmy Kimmel & Adam Carolla
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Jimmy Kimmel & Kevin Nealon
Niles Standish (Tony Barbieri) makes a call inquiring about starting an NBA franchise. Jimmy Kimmel, Sarah Silverman.
Read MoreWanda Sykes & Kevin Nealon
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Bob Odenkirk & Adam Carolla
Yankerville's puppet citizens, voiced by celebrities and comedians, call real people.
Read MoreLudacris & Kevin Nealon
Hadassah (Sarah Silverman) interviews a pro-football player. Other voices featured: Ludacris and Lisa Kushell.
Read MoreEminem & Tracy Morgan
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Jack & Sharon Osbourne
The Chief buys a broken dreamcatcher, and Jack Osbourne asks his mom for help.
Read MoreHoliday Special
Elmer calls a bus depot to reclaim his lost pacemaker; Gladys calls a charm school for her daughter.
Read MoreDrew Carey & Jeff Goldblum
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Wanda Sykes & Sarah Silverman
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Tracy Morgan & Jimmy Kimmel
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Jason Schwartzman & David Alan Grier
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Adam Carolla & David Alan Grier
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Tracy Morgan & Jimmy Kimmel
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Wanda Sykes & Kevin Nealon
Elmer calls a bus depot to reclaim his lost pacemaker; Gladys calls a charm school for her daughter.
Read MoreBob Odenkirk & Tracy Morgan
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Dane Cook & Kevin Nealon
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Best-of Special 1
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Best-of Special 2
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Lil Jon, Sarah Silverman
"Lil Jon Hires a Backup Musician"
"Chip is Moving"
"Andy Milonakis Calls His Neighbors"
"Incoming Call: Bobby's Roommate Needs to Use the Phone"
"Hadassah Calls Mall Security"
"Terrence Books An Appointment for Jessica Simpson"
Hadassah Follow-up
Read MoreJimmy Kimmel, Steve-O
"Special Ed Calls a Fruit Market"
"Steve-O Wants to Set a Record"
"Hadassah Gives Away a Hummer"
"Niles Wants to Rent a Moon Bounce"
"Mark Thomas Helps Disable a Virus"
"Elmer Calls a Boot Store With a Complaint"
"Jon Helps His Grandma Book a Trip"
Read MoreDane Cook, Chamillionaire
"Chamillionaire Gets Sued"
"Chip Calls a Plastic Surgeon"
"Maverick Has a Bone to Pick"
"Terrence Books a Limo for His Client"
"The Concierge Offer an Apology"
"Jack Larson is Worried About His Dog"
Read MoreDave Chappelle, Seth Green
"Special Ed Has a Bug Problem"
"Francis Wants to Give Awards to His Team"
"Wayne McClammy Calls a Cattle Ranch"
"Elmer Feels Violated"
"Birchum Calls A Dog Walker"
"Bobby Calls a Tanning Salon"
"Russel Has High Hopes for a Prank"
Read MoreGood Charlotte, Lil Jon
"Incoming Call: Joel and Benji are Looking for an Assistant"
"Incoming Call: Dr. Premise Interviews an Assistant"
"Israeli Guy Needs to Book a Trip"
"Incoming Call: Yankerville Parcel Service Loses a Package"
"Hadassah is Bored"
"Lil Jon Wants to Enroll His Son in a Daycare" (featuring Special Ed!)
Read MoreAndy Milonakis, Ryan Dunn
"Incoming Call: A Telemarketer Calls Special Ed"
"Andy Milonakis Calls His Neighbors"
"Terrence Calls a Church for Paris Hilton"
"Wayne McClammy Wants a Tattoo"
"Chip Plans a Family Meal"
"Incoming Call: Yankerville Parcel Service Loses a Package"
"Ryan Tries to be a Good Father"
Read MoreAdam Carolla, Dane Cook
Taylor from “The Real World” calls up a medieval theme restaurant, and Sav Macaulay hosts a game show over the phone.
Read MoreJimmy Kimmel & Nick Cannon
Nick Cannon tries to sell a car that someone might have been murdered in, and Birchum tries to enroll his conjoined daughters in a gymnastics class.
Read MoreThe Best of Crank Yankers
View the all-time greatest crank calls from this side-splittingly funny Comedy Central television show that features the vocal talents of such hilarious comedians as Jimmy Kimmel, Wanda Sykes, Adam Carolla, Tracy Morgan and Sarah Silverman. Included are such memorable moments as Special Ed yelling "I got mail" 48 times in one call and Hadassah asking the toughest questions imaginable about poop.
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