Season 7 (Production Order)

22 Episodes

1

Get Your Freak Off

80%
November 3, 200222m
7x1

Bobby meets a new girl, but Hank objects to her parents' liberal parenting style.

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2

Dances with Dogs

70%
December 1, 200222m
7x5

A dog-dancing contest pits Hank and Ladybird against Bobby and Connie's dog, while Bill tries to partner with a rottweiler.

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3

The Fat and the Furious

70%
November 10, 200222m
7x2

A competitive eating groupie encourages Bill to enter a hot dog eating contest.

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4

Full Metal Dust Jacket

70%
January 5, 200322m
7x8

Seeking an invitation to a book club, Peggy takes over the lease for a bookstore, where business is a bust--until she lets Dale sell guns there, too.

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5

Megalo Dale

80%
January 12, 200322m
7x10

Dale exterminates at the Mega Lo Mart, thanks to an endorsement from a reluctant Hank.

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6

An Officer and a Gentle Boy

80%
March 9, 200322m
7x15

To toughen up Bobby, Hank decides to send him to Cotton's old boot camp, unaware that lawsuits have altered the severe conditions.

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7

Boxing Luanne

70%
February 2, 200322m
7x11

Luanne becomes a boxer and, buoyed by success in fixed fights, challenges George Foreman's daughter.

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8

Board Games

70%
March 2, 200322m
7x14

Peggy, Minh and Nancy bond to save a school program, but split up when Minh decides she's the best candidate for a school-board seat.

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9

Vision Quest

100%
February 9, 200322m
7x12

Worried about how Dale is raising Joseph, John Redcorn asks Hank to take the boy he fathered on a Native American rite of passage.

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10

Queasy Rider

80%
February 16, 200322m
7x13

Hank and Peggy find marital salvation in a motorcycle--until their first long trip.

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11

The Miseducation of Bobby Hill

80%
March 16, 200322m
7x16

Despite a lack of seasoning that Hank deems mandatory, Bobby becomes a whiz at selling propane grills; Bill takes an inadvertent balloon ride.

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12

Be True to Your Fool

75%
April 27, 200322m
7x19

After inadvertently spreading lice to his buddies, a shunned and depressed Bill winds up in jail, where his popularity soars.

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13

The Good Buck

75%
March 30, 200322m
7x17

Kicked out by his wife, Hank's hard-living boss, Buck, turns to religion, assisted by his personal Bible coach: Luanne.

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14

I Never Promised You an Organic Garden

83%
April 13, 200322m
7x18

Peggy takes over the organic garden at Bobby's school, but an insect infestation threatens her hope of making the post permanent.

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15

New Cowboy on the Block

80%
November 16, 200322m
8x3

The thrill of an ex-Dallas Cowboy moving onto the block is lost on Hank when the one-time hero breaks neighborhood rules.

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16

Night and Deity

83%
May 11, 200322m
7x21

A pest-control expert's chemistry with Dale worries Nancy; Hank is the designated driver as Luanne turns 21.

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17

Racist Dawg

70%
May 4, 200322m
7x20

A handyman sees racism in a bite from Ladybird, suspected of picking up subconscious cues from her master, Hank.

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18

Maid in Arlen

75%
May 18, 200322m
7x22

To escape her daughter-in-law, Kahn's mother does maid work for the Hills, and for Bill, who finds the woman romantically made-to-order.

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19

After the Mold Rush

75%
December 7, 200322m
8x6

The Hills' house tests positive for mold, found again and again just after Hank enters the home in a local showcase.

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20

The Witches of East Arlen

73%
Season Finale
May 18, 200322m
7x23

Reading tarot cards introduces Bobby to a coven of compatriots who want to train him to become a wizard.

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21

Rich Hank, Poor Hank

80%
January 4, 200422m
8x8

Hank's thriftiness and reluctance to talk about money leads Bobby to believe he's wealthy, a rumor that spreads through the neighborhood.

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22

Flirting with the Master

70%
November 30, 200322m
8x5

A Latin TV star hires Peggy to come to his home in Mexico to tutor his kids, but Peggy senses his interest is not entirely academic.

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