
Coach Trip (2005)
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David Quantick as Narrator
Episodes 80
Belgium - Antwerp
The third series of the travel show with a difference starts in London, with the first port of call in Antwerp. One of the tourists, Deanne, claims she can predict the future from tarot cards. But will she be able to foresee how this adventure turns out?
Read MoreFrance - Reims
The tourists visit Reims and the World War II Surrender Museum, before a merry trip to a Champagne house. One couple are already being singled out at vote time.
Read MoreLuxembourg - Luxembourg City
A walking tour of Luxembourg City gets mixed reviews and a pottery class proves popular for all the wrong reasons. The first new couple join the tour.
Read MoreFrance - Strasbourg
The group have an Alsatian cooking class in Strasbourg and visit one of Europe's biggest theme parks. But an unexpected row at voting time spoils the party.
Read MoreSwitzerland - Mount Titlis
The group head up a snow-covered mountain in Switzerland, and the atmosphere is still frosty after last night's bust-up. Can Graham and Ivy survive another vote?
Read MoreSwitzerland - Lucerne
The coach has reached Lucerne in Switzerland, and the group upset a local celebrity before upsetting each other at another emotional vote.
Read MoreLiechtenstein
Brendan gets annoyed as one of the tourists gets drunk at the Prince of Liechtenstein's private vineyard, plus a flamboyant new couple join the group.
Read MoreGermany - Munich
The group go on a rather unusual tour of Munich's Olympic stadium, while the noisy new arrivals get a mixed response from the rest of the tourists.
Read MoreAustria - Berchtesgaden
The group cross over into Austria, where one tourist behaves very badly at Hitler's Eagle's Nest. But at vote time it's another couple who are warned about their behaviour.
Read MoreAustria - Innsbruck
An Alpine adventure is on the itinerary today as the group learn to yodel and bobsleigh in Innsbruck. Plus, two new couples join the party to shake things up a little.
Read MoreItaly - Lake Garda
The coach heads into Italy and the group learn to sail on beautiful Lake Garda. After a dramatic vote the new arrivals suspect they are being targeted by the original Coach Trippers.
Read MoreItaly - Venice
The group enjoy a romantic day in Venice: appropriately enough, a love affair is blossoming within the group. But love is not in the air at another tense vote.
Read MoreItaly - Comacchio
The coach heads down Italy's Adriatic coast, where a visit to an eel farm is too much for some to stomach. At a dramatic vote the new arrivals and the original Coach Trippers air their grievances about each other.
Read MoreItaly - Bologna
The group attempt to learn Italian - some more successfully than others - and then visit a traditional vineyard. There are more new arrivals and surprise departures after an emotional vote.
Read MoreItaly - Cesenatico
The coach pulls into the Italian seaside town of Cesenatico, where two of the group reveal more than they should at the beach. Two Coach Trippers have an angry bust-up at lunch.
Read MoreItaly - Ancona
The group visit some spectacular limestone caves and welcome two more new tourists before suffering seasickness on a stormy night ferry to Croatia.
Read MoreCroatia - Makarska
Still feeling the effects of their rough ferry crossing, the group head to the peaceful Croatian seaside town of Makarska. But the peace is wrecked by a big row at vote time.
Read MoreCroatia - Dubrovnik
A walk along the Dubrovnik city walls proves too much for two of the tourists, and then at the vote yesterday's disagreement flares up again - leading to an early exit for one couple.
Read MoreMontenegro - Bay of Kotor
Two couples are taken ill and miss the day's trip to Montenegro - leading to a surprise result at vote time.
Read MoreCroatia - Split
There is a dramatic early-morning departure before the tour reaches the city of Split, where some local hunks teach the Coach Trippers Croatian watersports - with mixed results.
Read MoreCroatia - Zadar
Two new arrivals join the group, as they continue their exploration of Croatia with a tour of the Dalmatian islands on a private boat. But one tourist spoils the fun with some inappropriate behaviour, which causes more friction at vote time.
Read MoreCroatia - Plitvice Lakes
The group are given time to relax at Croatia's beautiful Plitvice Lakes National Park. But tensions rise later when the remaining original tourists continue to try to rig the voting.
Read MoreCroatia - Zagreb
In the Croatian capital, Zagreb, the group swap the coach for some unusual transportation, with disastrous results. And two new arrivals intend to shake up the voting.
Read MoreHungary - Heviz
Brendan stirs up the group by announcing a dramatic twist at the day's vote, leaving the original tourists fighting for their survival.
Read MoreHungary - Budapest
The coach reaches the Hungarian capital, Budapest, where the group try their hand at making one of the national dishes, goulash. Plus, the newer tourists take control at vote time.
Read MoreAustria - Vienna
The coach reaches Vienna and the group enjoy some musical treats. But Brendan has a massive row with two new tourists who don't want to play by his rules.
Read MoreCzech Republic - Cesky Krumlov
Brendan leads the group whitewater rafting in the Czech town of Cesky Krumlov before upsetting a local guide on a brewery tour.
Read MoreCzech Republic - Marienbad
The group are excited by a visit to the spa town of Marienbad, but the treatments aren't as relaxing as they'd hoped. Later, one tourist surprises the group by revealing a secret past.
Read MoreCzech Republic - Prague
The coach reaches its final destination, Prague, where the tour party cause havoc in a puppet museum and on a vintage tram, before choosing their favourite couple in a special final vote.
Read MoreThe Journey Home
As the 14 tourists who have made it to the end of the line head home to the UK, Brendan looks back on his favourite and funniest moments of the 30-day tour.
Read MorePortsmouth, UK
It's day one, and the new tour party is pretty unimpressed to discover that tour guide Brendan has decided to start their grand tour with a spot of sailing off the coast of Portsmouth.
Read MoreNormandy. France
The group arrive in Normandy, France on day two of the new Coach Trip, where they make a moving visit to a World War II museum, and then enjoy an archery lesson.
Read MoreLe Mans, France
It's day three, and the coach stops in Le Mans, home of the famous 24 hour motor race. But forget 24 hours, the group barely last 24 minutes before being kicked off the racecourse for dangerous driving.
Read MoreParis, France - Day 1
The party arrive in Paris for some horse riding, and then a can-can lesson, which one couple refuses to take part in.
Read MoreParis, France - Day 2
In Paris, Brendan gets lost walking to the Eiffel Tower. And after a fencing lesson in the afternoon, one pair of the tour party find they've been stabbed in the back at vote time.
Read MoreChablis, France
The coach rolls into Chablis on day six for some adrenaline-fuelled rock-climbing, which the group love, and some fine wine tasting which is less of a success. At the vote one of the original couples get their marching orders.
Read MoreDijon, France
Despite a fun morning touring Dijon, the group are getting bored of France and dreary afternoon making local mustard doesn't help.
Read MoreSwitzerland - Day 1
A new couple join the party as they head for Switzerland, where one tour member has a nasty fall on the ice. and another has a nasty strop at a medieval castle tour.
Read MoreSwitzerland - Day 2
It's day nine, and a scheduled trip up a mountain is ruined by bad weather. Later two tourists get really drunk and make fools of themselves at lunch.
Read MoreMilan, Italy
The tour visits Milan, where the group pretend to be David Beckham at the San Siro stadium, and then head to the city's cathedral, where Brendan has a row with a local guide.
Read MoreLake Garda, Italy
The coach pulls up on the shores of Lake Garda, picking up two new tourists, who make it clear they plan to break up the existing voting alliance.
Read MoreVicenza, Italy
A fight breaks out on the coach as it descends on Vicenza.
Read MoreVenice, Italy
In Venice, the group take gondola lessons and relax at the beach. But who will get the yellow card?
Read MoreLjubljana, Slovenia
En route from Venice to Llubljana, the group go through some spectacular caves and ride a hovercraft.
Read MoreMaribor, Slovenia
The group arrive in the Slovenian city of Maribor, where they have fun dancing on a river raft and rope swinging above a valley. Brendan also has his feathers ruffled by a local guide who is more popular than him.
Read MoreGraz, Austria
The tourists try milking cows on a farm in Styria, Austria. Brendan enjoys the visit to the local chocolate factory. Later, there is another surprise exit from the trip.
Read MoreLaz/Zagreb, Croatia
In Zagreb, Croatia, an edible flower-making class ends in disgrace for three of the boys. A visit to the zoo goes better and two new couples join the trip.
Read MoreSlavonski Brod, Croatia
Brendan leads the group on a day of country pursuits in Slavonski Brod, Croatia. A new 'celebrity' couple join the tour, and settle in with the group instantly.
Read MoreBelgrade, Serbia
One of the tour party takes a shine to the local guide on a museum visit in Belgrade and also impresses everyone with his incredible water-skiing skills. The four original tourists still on board do their best to manipulate the vote in order to stay in the game.
Read MoreNiš, Serbia
In Nis in Serbia the group are joined by a new couple whose relationship raises a few eyebrows. Two of the remaining original tourists get a nasty surprise at vote time.
Read MoreDevil's Town, Serbia
The group heads further east into Serbia, where everyone is underwhelmed by a world heritage site ranked as the 77th wonder of the world.
Later, at a local spa, Luke and his girlfriend's mum, Trish, are embarrassed when they end up having topless massages in the same room.
Read MoreSofia, Bulgaria
Two new couples join the coach as the group heads into Bulgaria, where they enjoy a pottery class and a traditional bagpipe lesson.
Read MorePlovdiv, Bulgaria
The group are still in Bulgaria, where they learn how to cook local delicacies such as cow's brain. After an afternoon of medieval fighting, the battle continues at the next vote.
Read MoreEdirne, Turkey
The tour arrives in Turkey, where they take a trip to a traditional steam bath.
Read MoreIstanbul, Turkey - Day 1
The group visit the Blue Mosque and the Grand Bazaar in Istanbul.
Read MoreIstanbul, Turkey - Day 2
The group continue their journey around Istanbul, visiting a spice market and taking a boat across the Bosphorus.
Read MoreIstanbul & Tekirdag, Turkey - Day 3
The group head along the Turkish coast to Tekirdag, indulging in a golf lesson and olive oil wrestling.
Read MoreFeres, Greece
The coach crosses the border into Greece and stops off at the Evros national park, where the group goes bird-watching and gets a painting lesson.
Read MoreXanthi, Greece
The Greek adventure continues in Xanthi as the group enjoy a canoeing trip and a visit to a local mud bath.
Read MoreThessaloniki, Greece
In Thessaloniki the group learn to make cocktails, but later on things get a bit heated when it's time to vote.
Read MoreVolos, Greece
The group get lost in Greece, finally arriving in Volos for an afternoon of canyoning.
Read MoreDelphi, Greece
The group are joined by two noisy tourists as they travel to the famous oracle at Delphi.
Read MoreAthens, Greece
The group arrive in Athens, where they brave a visit to a theme park in the middle of a lightning storm. A huge falling out leads to a shock departure at vote time.
Read MoreCorinth, Greece
New arrivals Eileen and Jake are thrown straight in at the deep end with a bungee jump in Corinth.
Read MoreNafplion, Greece
In Nafplion in Greece, Nathan and Romane join the tour and immediately annoy Brendan.
Read MoreOlympia, Greece
In the ancient city of Olympia the travellers are almost arrested for taking their shirts off.
Read MorePatras, Greece
In Patras, Greece, the group go for a spin at a go-kart track and make souvlaki before boarding the night ferry bound for southern Italy.
Read MoreSouth Italy - Day 1
After a boozy ferry crossing, the party land in Italy and try their hand at zip wiring.
Read MoreSouth Italy - Day 2
A trip to a paper museum in Amalfi gets a lukewarm response, but the afternoon spent making limoncello proves to be more popular.
Read MoreRome, Italy (Hell Itself) - Day 1
The tour party arrives in Rome. After a session in leather at gladiator school, two of the recent additions to the group get a nasty surprise at the vote.
Read MoreRome, Italy (Caserta) - Day 2
The tour bus arrives in the Italian city of Caserta. Two of the younger tourists drive Brendan mad by mucking about at an olive oil farm. The afternoon is spent at a mozzarella factory, where the smell is too much for most of the tourists.
Read MoreNaples/Pompeii, Italy
The group try their hand at making pizzas in Naples. Two of the tourists are rude to a local waiter.
Read MoreSouthwest Italy - Day 1
The coach rolls into Palermo and the group visit the spooky local catacombs and make the local creamy dessert, cannoli.
Read MoreMalta/Southwest Italy - Day 2
In Malta Brendan ditches the coach in favour of a vintage tour bus and the group pay a visit to a honey farm where they meet some fiesty bees.
Read MoreSouthwest Italy - Day 3
The behaviour of two of the younger members of the party spoils a trip to Mount Etna in Italy.
Read MoreTunisia - Day 1
The coach lands in Africa and the party descend on Tunis for a day at the luxury spa.
Read MoreTunisia - Day 2
The group have a real taste of Tunisia when they prepare a goats' head stew.
Read MoreTunisia & Egypt - Day 3
The tourists spend the morning in the desert near Nefta in Tunisia, trying out quad bikes. They also handle snakes and scorpions at a visit to an oasis - with a sting in the tail for one couple at vote time.
Read MoreThe Sahara Deserts
The Sahara desert is the end of the road for the current series, with the group transported by camels to a Bedouin oasis for a final party with a feast and dancing.
At the final vote, the group chooses their favourite pair of tourists - who receive another coach holiday as a prize!
Read MoreThe Last Day
A double-episode looking back at the highs and lows of Brendan's longest ever coach trip.
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