The third season opener reveals how the squad is dealing with the harsh prison conditions. Dangle has taken up German, while Clementine cries. Trudy has been having awful nightmares and Junior has been dealing in illegal contraband from his cell.

The deputies enjoy their new lives in the private sector, but a specter from their past continues to haunt them. And call them.

Back on the beat, the Reno Sheriff's Department adds a new member to the force.

The threat of a spreading disease causes half of the department to go into quarantine.

The deputies try to catch the fastest criminal in the southwestern United States: Fast Eddie McLintock!

The deputies escort a visiting dignitary from Reno's sister city of Wanganui around town.

Jones shows up late for work because he was out recording for a radio commercial. Doing the "and the installation is free" spot for High Sierra Carpeting. He proceeds to show the other officers his new car and announce he is making a TV commercial. The premiere comes and he finds out he has been replaced by an animated turtle with his voice and he only gets paid once for his voice, rather than each time the commercial airs.

Clemmy becomes engaged to a rich owner of a hot tub chain. Only one problem: He's dead. Meanwhile, Garcia and Williams guard Liberace's piano.

Garcia hides who is thought to be his new girlfriend from the other deputies.

Dangle learns that he could possibly have a long lost son he never knew about from his Coast Guard days and the station also purchases a Humvee for the officers.

When "CSI: Miami" comes to town, the deputies of the Reno Sheriff's Department get to work as security guards.

Dangle and Junior are involved in a drug sting that goes bad and have to make it back to the station on foot for miles stark naked.

Deputy Wiegel's boyfriend has finally proposed to her. The only downside is that his appeals have run out and he is soon to be executed for multiple murders!

In a short resolution to season three's cliffhangers, it turns out that Garcia and Dangle are pulled out of the car safe (and naked), and, unfortunately, the call placed to the prison was a wrong number, so Craig is killed.

Six months later, Wiegel comes back from her "personal leave" pregnant. It turns out that it was not Craig that impregnated her, but rather via a sperm bank that Junior and Dangle may or may not have contributed to.

Also, Carrot Top goes insane in a Harrah's hotel, throwing furniture out of the presidential suite, shooting at people and stealing police cars.

Garcia goes undercover to bust employers who hire undocumented alien workers, and Junior spends a day with his brothers.

Competition among the deputies for a jet ski inherited by the department turns ugly.

When a crime wave floods the streets of Reno, the Sheriff's Department is helped by Citizens Patrolman Rick.

"Spanish Mike" Alvarez returns to wreak havoc on the Reno Sheriff's Department.

After Sheriff Chechekevitch is killed in the line of duty, the deputies swear vengeance.

The deputies continue investigating the murder of Sheriff Chechekevitch at his funeral.

Hotty's Restaurants become the corporate sponsor for the Reno Sheriff's Department.

Kimball takes Clementine to her Christian Karaoke singles' mixer.

As Raineesha and Trudy consider trying to get raises in the election for deputies, Jones and Garcia tangle with a drug dealer who may be a D.E.A. agent.

Jones and Garcia get transferred to mounted patrol, only to discover that not just anyone can dispense justice from horseback.

Kimball tries arresting a magician performing without a permit, who cano get out of whatever restraint she places on him. Dangle accidentally releases a child killer free. A customer wants to file a complaint against the brothel for fraud. Junior and Jones deal with a drunk at a Renaissance Festival.

Dangle visits his ex-wife and her new husband on their anniversary. Meanwhile, Trudy, Clementine, Raineesha, and Cheresa stake-out a lecherous Meth Dealer and his girlfriends.

Dangle accepts a wedding proposition from his ex-wife's husband, but before he ties the knot, Wiegel gives an even bigger surprise than she planned.

Did Garcia steal Dangle's husband? What's happening to Wiegel's Baby? Find out in the season premiere!

The deputies run into Tommy Hawk, the bounty hunter.

The department gets new women's specific bullet-proof vests with an unexpected side effect: Super Knockers.

When Reno's Mayor shows up at the station asking for help, the deputies must decide whether to uphold the law, or uphold their local government.

The deputies go door to door selling Coconut Nut Clusters.

Dangle takes time to connect with long-lost relatives: his black half-bother and half-sister (Guest Stars Gary Anthony Williams and Aisha Tyler) from his father's other, secret family in Chicago.

Undercover at Burger Cousin, to stop a string of robberies at a local burger joint, deputies go to work as fast food employees, where they meet a boss (Guest Star Seth Green) even tougher than Lt. Dangle.

The deputies volunteer to help build part of the Mexican border.

The deputies reach out to Jackie the Pickle-Throwing Hooker, who has life-threatening disease.

The deputies train a squad of policemen from Baghdad.

The deputies rally together when Dangle passes out in a tanning booth.

A reporter from Strong Sister magazine does an in-depth profile on Deputy Raineesha Williams.

Wiegel's estranged father gets out of prison and hopes to spend time with his daughter---and go to strip clubs with her coworkers.

Junior decides he wants to be the Commissioner for Animal Carcass Removal.

When the deputies grow dissatisfied with their undercover assignments, they hire a Hollywood acting coach (Ryan Stiles) to help them behave more like criminals and drug addicts.

The deputies try to win an award to the most patriotic float in a parade.