For some reason when women appear on camera people leave some of the most vile and repulsive comments. So we here at Booze Lightyear thought we'd extract some of the comments on Kelly's videos and read them to her face, essentially building a sketch around it. In other words, we ran out of shit to watch on Netflix and we got bored and devised a clever way to sexually harass Kelly without getting in trouble. Also, we all collectively like eating pancakes for dinner sometimes.

This week we offend ISIS. I know. I know. Only a terrible horrible no good person would offend ISIS. But yeah, that's kind of what we are here at Booze Lightyear. We're the absolute worst. Our grandmothers won't even call us on Christmas; that's how bad we are.

In this episode of Booze Lightyear, we take a look at how cable news outlets handle simple news stories. Oh, you'd like me to type something super clever here. Wouldn't you? Well, unfortunately for you, I'm simply all out of fucks to give. Seriously, I handed all of them out to kids at Halloween in place of those miniature single serving candy bars. I love those candy bars - but not as much as I love giving fucks.