1. Message from Guy: Catch Our Stars

2. High Q

3. The Merv Griffin Show: Arafat, Liberace, Ferigno

4. English for Beginners

5. Dr. Benson Credit Psychiatrist

6. Message from Prickley: The New Season

7. Leave It to Beaver 25th Anniversary Party

8. Great White North: The Best Groups and Doug's Imitations

9. Dan Money

10. One On the Town: Levon Helm

11. Message from Hal Waxberg: Behind the Scenes

12. The $Millionaire

13. 20 Depressing Hits by Connie Franklin

14. Message from Guy: Consultant

15. Commercial: Half Legs

16. Masterpiece Theatre: All the Long-Leggedy Beasties

17. Spray-On Socks

18. Play It Again, Bob

1. 5 Neat Guys: Neatest Hits

2. Tim Ishimuni Show

3. Kwallada

4. Message from Prickley: Polynesiantown

5. SCTV Movie Of the Week: Polynesiantown

6. Larry Siegel Talk Show

7. Indira, live at the Ackron Arena

8. Great White North: Traveling and Salaries

9. Brenda Vaccaro for Bren's Genfem Protecteze Pons

10. Sammy Maudlin Show: Drugs and Hollywood

11. The Rosemans

12. Yuri: Getting to Know You

13. Will: The Movie

14. SCTV British Film Festival: Look Back in a Bloody Rage

15. Gerry Todd Show

16. Crazy Hy's: TVs

17. Incredible Cash Contest

18. Crazy Hy's: Satellite Dishes

1. Sunrise Semester: Conversational New Yorkese with Norman Gorman

2. Lola Heatherton In Concert

3. Yellowbelly

4. Speaking of Talk with Lou Jaffe

5. Message from Guy: Illegal Aliens

6. Melvin and Howard

7. Sneak Previews: Empires are a Girl's Best Friend

8. The Point Shave and Haircut from Shickette

9. Dick Cavett

10. The Fracases: Southside Fracas

11. Only for Women: Divorce

12. Great White North: Making Doug Go

13. The Babe Ruth Story

14. Sid Dithers Private Eye

15. Monster Chiller Horror Theatre: Whispers of the Wolf

1. Comment with David Brinkley: Quality Smoke

2. Cooking with Prickley

3. Tex and Edna Boil's Organ Emporium: Rhythm Ace

4. Career Home Study

5. Mr. Science: Coffee

6. Sammy Maudlin Show: Bob Hope in China

7. Taxi Driver with Woody Allen

8. Transmission Difficulty / Program Change

9. What's My Shoesize?

10. Great White North: Parking at Donut Places

11. Taxi Driver with Gregory Peck

12. Lee A. Iacocca's Rock Concert

13. Extreme Close-Up with Dave Thomas

14. The Man Who Would Be King of the Popes

15. Taxi Driver with Sid Dithers

16. The Love Boat: Deerhunter Special

17. Chet Vet, the Dead Pet Remover

18. My Fair Lady

19. Harlett Romances

20. Mel's Rock Pile: Richard Harris

21. Shock Theatre: Early to Bed

1. Tomorrow, Tonight, Today

2. Fillips Milk of Amnesia

3. LaRue Wrap

4. Sunrise Semester: Man's Ability to Imitate with Mr. Wilcox

5. My Life – One More Time

6. SCTV Special Report: The Space Shuttle

7. Phil’s Nails

8. Great White North: Backbacon and Snow Chains

9. Bad Acting in Hollywood with Tom Boslee

10. Biller Hi-Lite

11. Long Distance

12. Lunch Time Street Beef

13. SCTV Movie of the Week: The Grapes of Mud

14. Words to Live By: Rabbi Karlov

15. Sunrise Semester: Faking Orgasms with Dr. Cheryl Kinsey

1. Sunrise Semester: Post Natal Exercises

2. Poochare Dog Food

3. Sunbright

4. Message from Guy: Sponsors

5. Moral Majority Wrap

6. The Merv Griffin Show: Return to Mayberry

7. Critics Corner with Bill Needle: The Moral Majority

8. Mrs. Falbo's Tiny Town: Counting to 10

9. National Midnight Star

10. The Brooke Shields Show

11. Doorway to Hell: The Man Who Lived in a Box

12. Monster Chiller Horror Theatre: Dr. Tongue's 3D House of Stewardesses

13. Great White North: Stuff that Bugs Us

14. Message from Guy: Pressure Groups

15. Harry's Discount Sex Shop

16. Floyd Robertson for Rolling Hills

17. SCTV News: Floyd's Rehab

18. The Gerry Todd Show

19. Crazy Hy’s: Home Studio

20. Carpets Galore

1. Pledge Week

2. Dr. Shekter

3. Farm Film Report

4. Kovak Expert

5. Studio Tour

6. Mel’s Rock Pile: 20th Anniversary Special with Roy Orbison

7. Tracking the Unknown with Edith Prickley

8. Critic's Corner with Bill Needle: RCA Editorial

9. Roy Orbison: Workin' for the Man

10. Fireside Chat: Gun Control

11. Pit Stop Deodorant

12. Great White North: Calculators

13. Hugh Betcha's Short Story Playhouse: The Private Booth

14. O'Henry's Life: The Private Booth

1. Gene Shalit Critic’s Special

2. Wrong Side of the Bed with Bill Needle

3. John McEnroe for Coffee

4. Lola Wrap

5. Jake Lamotta’s Raging Bull-B-Q

6. The Fishin’ Musician: The Tubes

7. K-Tel Product Crusher

8. SCTV News: Lola Obituary

9. You: Dr. Saul Reuben

10. Bouncin’ Back to You

11. SCTV Movie Of the Week: The Nobel

1. Max Lax Coffee Laxative

2. Bob and Doug Wrap

3. Harry Filth

4. Money Talks with Brian Johns: William Douglas

5. The Johnny La Rue Exercise Show

6. Shakespeare in the Park

7. The Heys of Our Lives

8. SCTV Afternoon Movie: Fantasy Island

9. Anne Murray Super Special

10. PSA: Mental Illness

11. David Susskind Show

12. LaRue Tachi Portable Quadraphonic System

13. Great White North: Ian Thomas

14. Signoff: The National Anthem

1. Perry Como Still Alive

2. Tammy Bakker for Mayberline Mascara

3. Benny Hill Street Blues

4. Great White North: Economics

5. Way to Go, Woman: Mother Theresa

6. Julius Caesar

7. Today is Moscow

8. Russian Wrap

9. Uposcrabblenyk

10. What Fits into Russia

11. PSA: Uzbecks

12. SCTV Movie Of the Week: The Jazz Singer with Al Jarreau

13. The Cruisin’ Gormet

14. Hey, Giorgy

15. Strelnokoff Vodka

16. Tibor’s Tractor

17. Wet Nurse

18. Eskimo Arts - Two Folon Sale

1. Ricardo Montalban School of Fine Acting

2. Sunrise Semester: Ventriloquism with Mr. Wilcox

3. Night School High Q

4. Perma-Lacque Hair Spray

5. Great White North: Mouse in a Bottle

6. You: I'm Taking My Own Head...

7. Video Dinners from Videotech

8. Critic's Corner with Bill Needle: Theatre Beat

9. The Fishin' Musician: The Plasmatics

10. Send $10.00 to BOX 1980

11. Theatre Beat with Bill Needle: I'm Taking My Own Head

12. You: Dr. Bernard Coddle

13. Dusty Towne at Lucifer's Arena

14. My Bloody Hand

15. Cow Malt Liquor

16. SCTV Movie of the Week: Power Play

1. PSA: American Orthodontal Group - Dental Floss

2. Mrs. Falbo's Tiny Town: G. Gordon Liddy

3. Zontar Wrap

4. Great White North: Short Cuts

5. George Carlin’s Reel Love

6. The D'Annamora Prison Choir - For Lifers Only

7. Farm Film Report: Meryl Streep

8. Don Rickles' Love Is the Greatest Gift God Gave Us....And I Mean that Sincerely

9. SCTV Evening News: Zontar

10. Ted Gordon, Overbooked Attorney

11. The Sammy Maudlin Show: Natalie Cole

12. Tex and Edna Boil's Prairie Warehouse and Curio Emporium

13. Poochare Dog Food

14. Money Talks with Brian Johns: Henna Claire Graham

15. Henry Moore for American Express

16. Dr. Schekter

1. 5 Neat Guys Gold

2. Emergency Caterers

3. Walter Cronkite's Brain

4. Tylenex with Perini Scleroso

5. Monster Chiller Horror Theatre: Slinky...Toy from Hell

6. Small Town Dick

7. SCTV Movie of the Week: Gangway for Miracles

8. Great White North: Carpets

9. The Merv Griffin Show: The 60's

10. The Pepsi Challenge with Perini Scleroso

11. Pre-Teen World: Rough Trade

12. Carl's Cuts: Head Cheese

13. Slappy 2000 Home Comedy Center

14. Steeplechase

15. Shine Liquid Detergent with Perini Scleroso

16. Sunrise Semester: Screen Acting V with Dr. Tongue and Woody Tobias, Jr.

17. Videodating

1. Double Love

2. Great White North: Microwave Ovens

3. SCTV After School Special: Pepi Longsocks

4. Harry's Discount Sex Shop: Harry's Library of Distinction

5. The Sammy Maudlin Show: Bobby and Skip Bittman

6. SCTV Movie of the Week: New York Rhapsody

7. Al Peck's Sanitone Drycleaning

8. Doorway to Hell

9. Hollywood Squares Home Game

10. Message from Guy: Suggestions

11. The Nana Mouskouri Story

12. Fireside Chat: Police Blotter

13. Half Legs

1. Katharine Hepburn for Twillings Tea

2. The Godfather

3. Great White North: Long Underwear and Backbacon

4. SCTV Special Presentation: 3-D House of Beef

5. Birkney's Diamonds

6. SCTV Movie of the Week: The Vikings and the Beekeepers.

1. Liberace's Musical Tribute to the Holidays

2. SCTV Staff Party

3. Great White North: Beer Nog

4. Fireside Chat: Christmas Message

5. The Sammy Maudlin Show: Neil Simon

6. Frank Incense

7. Neil Simon's Nutcracker Suite

8. Street Beef: Christmas

9. Dusty Towne Sexy Holiday Special

1. Monster Chiller Horror Theatre: Dr. Tongue's Evil House of Pancakes

2. Give 'Em Hell, Bess

3. Farm Film Report: Brooke Shields and the Boomtown Rats

4. PSA: Video - Use It, Don't Abuse It

5. Great White North: The Great White North

6. Shoot for the Stars with Bill Needle

7. SCTV Movie of the Week: Teacher's Pet

8. SCTV Classics: Ben-Hur

9. Special Offer - Fur from Davy Crockett's Hat

10. The Lone Ranger Show

1. Norman White and the White Scat Chorale

2. Comment with David Brinkley: Music Impersonators

3. Rent-A-Retort/Hire-A-Harpie

4. Sunrise Semester: Lake Monsters with Angus Crock

5. Midnight Video Special

6. All Girl Friday Night Pajama Party

7. K-I-L Ammo

8. Al’s Garage

9. One on the Town: Singles Bars

10. Fireside Chat: Special Announcement

11. Monster Chiller Horror Theatre: Blood-Sucking Monkeys

12. Great White North: The Space Arm/Snow Routes

13. SCTV Classics: Lust for Paint

14. Fish Police

15. Logos Galore

16. Alfred Hitchcock Presents