[1] Jessica gets accused of saying rude things to a young boy. [2] Nick Lachey gets fooled into thinking he has a large amount of long-lost relatives.

[1] Jason "Wee Man" Acuna and Jack Osbourne are stopped by the MTV security and are denied access through the metal detector. [2] Pink thinks she is being framed by her boyfriend for running a motorcycle "chop shop". [3] Stephen Dorff is set up to get stuck with an $8,000 bar tab.