Johnny is Fatty Nuggets' 1,000,000th customer and wins a cruise. Johnny is not at all interested until he hears that women will be on the cruise. Unfortunately Johnny gets on the wrong boat. Captain Spleen is not impressed with Johnny's attempt to party with the rowing slaves. Watch the captain's shoulder for a changing assortment of animals including a flamingo and bucket of chicken.

Johnny sets up shop as a lifeguard to attract women.

Suzy's Funky Monkey song is a hit with the neighbours and Pops decides to make her, Carl and Mama stars! But Johnny wants to be the lead singer so Pops cuts the microphone cord to make things safe!