Sgt. Carter gets Gomer a date with an exotic dancer.

Gomer's cooking skills might get him assigned to the kitchen permanently.

Gomer sneaks a baby onto the base when he babysits for a friend—just as the colonel is due on an inspection tour.

Sgt. Hacker bets Carter that he can't go 24 hours without losing his temper, and then enlists Gomer's aid to win his bet.