Benny and Carmen scour the campus for fake IDs so they can join the rest of the freshmen class–including certified HOTTIE Miles–at Rock Bar. Peter comes through for Benny but not even Carmen’s party girl roommate, Hailee, can help her out. Peter flakes on date night at the local Italian restaurant and Grace befriends an elderly woman (for her volunteer hours, duh!). Hailee throws up.

Benny gets noticed by a secret society and will stop at nothing to get his bestie / security blanket, Carmen, the same attention. Lucky for them, it’s alumni tailgate weekend so she gets to show off her legendary drinking prowess. Peter gets some sobering news from a coked out “brother” and Grace reconnects with Mimi, who is back from her semester abroad. What sport is this tailgate for again?