Luke Sholl as Bodyguard

Episodes 40

Moving Day

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January 31, 20101m
1x2

My bodyguard is responsible for everything related to my body, including moving the stuff I surround my body with.

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Bodyguard

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January 31, 20102m
1x3

Got legit sick filming this. Didn’t sleep for 48 hrs. Not cuz of drugs, you haters, b/c I’m an effing method actor.

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Baby Daddy

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February 8, 20102m
1x5

Bodyguard flat out refuses to be my daddy baby, so I flat out threaten to steal his sperm.

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Hangover

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March 1, 20102m
1x7

I learn never to drive drunk. Especially when driving a blimp.

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Back to School

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April 4, 20102m
1x11

I’m going back to college to get my The Bachelor degree.

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Crush

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April 18, 20101m
1x14

It’s just a little crush and I throw up a little every time they touch.

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Ashleyguard

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April 18, 20102m
1x15

But Ashley doesn’t have nipple hair!

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Nightmare

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April 26, 20102m
1x16

Quiet, Evil Dragon, I’m trying to write a description!

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Gun

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Season Finale
May 3, 20102m
1x19

Do you feel lucky, Bodyguard? Are you a Luckyguard?

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Recap

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October 12, 20103m
2x1

OMG you guys! I’m back! Did you miss me?

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Trick-or-Treat

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October 26, 20101m
2x5

Tricking is less calorific than treating.

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Naked

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November 16, 20102m
2x11

Bodyguard’s in his birthday suit.

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Fired

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November 18, 20102m
2x12

Bodyguard gets a pink slip. Oooooh, pink!

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Hired

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November 23, 20102m
2x13

One girl’s trash is another girl’s bodyguard.

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Bath

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December 2, 20102m
2x15

Rub-a-dub-dub, Ashley wants some love.

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Conference

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December 9, 20102m
2x17

Bodyguard and Professor go head-to-fat-head.

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Sexy Time

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December 14, 20102m
2x18

Ashley won’t take gross for an answer.

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Sick

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December 16, 20102m
2x19

It’s not bulimia when you haven’t eaten.

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Church

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December 28, 20103m
2x21

The lord is my shepherd, but lambswool makes me itchy.

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Vegas (4)

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January 13, 20113m
2x25

Mary-Kate tweets her way to safety.

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Magazines

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December 8, 20112m
3x2

Magazines are sooo heavy. Especially the ones with pictures of fat people.

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Jetlag

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December 15, 20112m
3x3

Can’t sleep? Count sheepskin boots.

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Santa

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December 22, 20113m
3x4

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house… I was shuffling around chain smoking and trying on different shoes.

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Layers

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January 19, 20122m
3x7

It’s freezing cold under all these layers.

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Trenta

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February 2, 20122m
3x9

Start the morning with a gallon of joe.

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Evil Dragon

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February 9, 20123m
3x10

It’s always the bodyguard you least suspect.

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Police

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February 17, 20123m
3x11

I fought the law and the law was a jerk face.

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Jail

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March 8, 20123m
3x13

Mary-Kate deals with life in the slammer.

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Dishwasher

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March 15, 20123m
3x14

Mary-Kate loves shiny appliances! And by that she means sweaty laborers.

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Pillow Talk

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March 22, 20123m
3x15

Mary-Kate and Bodyguard may have effed up and effed.

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Pills

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April 26, 20123m
3x20

Take once per day with a picture of food.

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Draw Something

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May 10, 20123m
3x22

Mary-Kate challenges Bodyguard to some 1am Pictionary.

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Summer House

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Season Finale
May 31, 20123m
3x24

Mary-Kate gets lost indoors and has to crack out her survival skills.

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Breaking Up

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February 7, 20133m
4x3

Mary-Kate is torn between her muscleman and her Frenchman.

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Instagram

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February 21, 20132m
4x5

Who wants daiquiris??? #nofilter

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Shrooms

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March 13, 20133m
4x7

Mary-Kate and Jewish-Looking Girl trip into friendship.

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Conference Call

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March 21, 20133m
4x8

Mary-Kate needs help with a homework assignment, and enlists the help of everyone she knows.

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Drinking Game

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March 28, 20133m
4x9

Mary-Kate creates her own drinking game, and quickly gets sick of it.

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Bad Connection

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April 11, 20133m
4x10

Bodyguard and Mary-Kate’s relationship takes a turn for the staticky.

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Diamonds Are My Only Friends

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Season Finale
April 25, 20133m
4x12

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