
Archie's Funhouse (1970)
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Jane Webb as Betty Cooper / Veronica Lodge / Big Ethel
Episodes 23
The Archies perform "The Ways I Love You," "Love Vibrations" and "The Laughing Song." Big Ethel uses a giant slingshot to catch Jughead. Dilton invents a back scratcher.
Read MoreMagic Reggie/Surf's Up
The Archies perform "Monkey See, Monkey Do," "Lucky Me" and "Love Vibrations." Reggie's magic act goes bad. His attempt to show off his surfing skills goes worse.
Read MoreThe Archies perform "Comes the Sun," "Love Vibrations" and "Sweet Saturday Night." The cast bumbles through ice-skating routines. Coach Cleats goes to the rodeo and the Swiss Alps.
Read MoreThe Archies perform "Hey, Little One," the anti-pollution-preaching "Mr. Factory," and "Love Land." Mr. Weatherbee tries to build a tree shelter. Ethel's human cannonball trick fails.
Read MoreThe Archies perform "Anyone Can Be Anything," "The Lonely Cricket" and "Comes the Sun." Reggie's egg soufflé ends up on his face. Jughead's magic tricks all go awry.
Read MoreFayre/Nature Photography
The Archies perform "Sunshine," "Comes the Sun" and "Honey." The Fun House County Fair goes badly. Mr. Weatherbee's and Miss Grundy's nature photography goes worse.
Read MoreTrashman/Baseball
The Archies perform "Dance," "Sunshine" and "We're One Big Family." Big Ethel hides herself in a fake trashcan. Betty and Veronica want Archie to play baseball with them.
Read MoreHarp/Painting Archie
The Archies perform "Young Love," "Rowboat Ride" and "Sunshine." Big Ethel's harp-playing is awful, while Mr. Weatherbee's awful paint job is psychedelic.
Read MoreThe Archies perform "Love Went Round," "Sunshine" and "Somebody Likes You." The gang enacts "Flying Fools" and other movie spoofs. Betty and Veronica make Archie a birthday dinner.
Read MoreMind Reading/Fast Bucks
The Archies perform "Candy Kisses," "Mr. Factory" and "Comes the Sun." Moose performs a bad mind-reading act. Reggie's scheme to get the deposit money from empty bottles fails.
Read MoreThe Archies perform "Oh, Sweet Suzie," "Don't Run from Love" and "Mr. Factory." Outer space is the theme of the opening segment, anti-pollution the theme of the closing song.
Read MoreFishing Trip/Mr. Factory
The Archies perform "Jungle George," the anti-pollution-preaching "Mr. Factory" and "Looks That Say I Love You." Betty and Veronica compete with the boys to catch more fish.
Read MoreJungle Doctor/Lake
The Archies perform "La La La La Love," "We're One Big Family" and "The Ballad of 51st Street." Jughead and Dilton perform "Scraggly and Livingston." Reggie and Moose fix up a sailboat.
Read MoreAll Tied Up/Tennis Court
The Archies perform "The Big Boat," "Don't Let It Get You Down" and "We're One Big Family." Reggie is an inept escape artist. Betty and Veronica play the boys on the tennis court.
Read MoreThe Archies perform "Little by Little," "We're One Big Family" and "My Singing Guitar." The Archie gang spoofs Little Caesar (1931). Reggie and Moose are crummy acrobats.
Read MoreWhile Archie tries to use a soda machine that is on the fritz, Betty adds a new and highly fanciful chapter to her diary.
Read MorePhoto Machine/Elevator
Archie comes across a talking photo machine while Professor Jughead gives a skiing lesson and Dilton Doily invents the only self-starting bird shower.
Read MoreJughead performs a running gag with a fire hose, while Mr. Weatherbee demonstrates how to pitch a pup tent and Reggie explains his fearless dreams.
Read MoreJughead's new high-powered spray gun "helps" Archie paint his jalopy, Reggie tries to impress Veronica and a terrifying TV show convinces Hot Dog Jr. that is house is being burglarized.
Read MorePiano Movers/Light Shows
Archie and Moose try to deliver a piano and later Archie films an old-fashioned movie with Betty tied to the track and Reggie and Jughead running the train -- without brakes.
Read MoreTelephone/Door
Trouble comes when Archie answers an old-fashioned telephone.
Read MoreSeesaw/Drive In
Archie, Reggie and Moose perform a death-defying seesaw act, while the "Little Archies" give Mr. Weatherbee's dog, Fluff, a bath.
Read MoreIce Block/Circus Act
The Archies perform "Love Vibrations," "Falling in Love Is Fun" and "I'm Just a Puppet on a String." Big Ethel chases Jughead on the ice. Reggie and Moose perform a trapeze act.
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