Andrew Shares with Geoff and Gavin a story about how he almost kicked a child in fear of becoming a zombie.

Somehow Gavin's generous neighbor gets framed as some sort of nefarious pickle based vandalized, when in reality she just wanted to share some wonderful cucumbers.

In this story, Geoff and Gavin discuss the details of their bike ride together. Luckily, for our enjoyment, both participants were mildly injured.

Andrew's logic for making waffles in his bathroom to save time is something only he could come up with, but just how much waffle mix did he buy?

Geoff tries to compare a coin flip to his current problem with socks. It shocks and confuses everyone as expected.

Thinking it would be a relaxing time, Geoff tells the story of how his whale watching tour, while on vacation, goes downhill real fast.

Gavin discovers scrumping is definitely a British thing.

Gavin's pairing problems lead him to a confusing phone call.

Have you ever fallen so hard your lungs hurt, and then completely forgot about it? No, of course not, but somehow Andrew has.

Gavin may have achieved the world quickest F**kFace! Also this guy has a lot of issues with Apple products.

Through a gauntlet of unhygienic eating situations and broken home appliances Andrew takes the saddest picture ever taken.

"I just got one of the biggest frights of my life from a turkey sandwich." - Gavin Free