* Ken in drag with big balloon boobs: A little word * The Opening: Naughty Bits, Variation S01e06: "Through the screen" * Ken with TVs: Over to me, Ken and an another short clip of the film * Cliff Richard (1959), "On the Loose" (for 4 sec!) * Ken with TVs: Intro for next * MUSIC CLIP: Cliff Richard, "Please Remember Me" * Spod from the planet Thoon: My latest song * Captain Kremmen [S01e06p01]: Action Replay * Ken as Wonder Tart: Kremmen's co-star Carla * Ken without set: Intro for Darts and It's Raining * MUSIC CLIP: Darts, "It's Raining" * Ken with TVs: Colouring time

* Before title sequence: French Marcel Wave: Naughty Can-Can ladies in Paris * Mouth on a stick (animation): The following program * Your television speaking: Button marked, "Idiot", variation #2 * Ken with TVs: Gay bar in Soho * Hot Gossip: "Hot Child in the City" (by Nick Gilder) * Ken as a baby in a buggy: Toilet water * Russian man: Revolution * Brother Lee Love: Hot Gossip's slip and slide * Bowls, Video vault: Uncle Buck ad from Australia (with a real ad) * Fulcrum: Wonderful and terrible * Sid Snot: Intro for next music clip * MUSIC CLIP: Dave Edmunds & the Rockpile, "The Trouble Boys" (with jamming crowd) * Ken with TVs: Pie for David Essex *

* Before title sequence: Billy the Dancing Bucket: Opening speech * Your television speaking: Button marked, "Idiot", variation #2 * Ken with TVs and hanging Cliff Richard: 27! Correct! * Hot Gossip: "Contact" (by Edwin Starr) * French Marcel Wave: Dressing room next to one of Hot Gossip girls * Ken as a baby in a buggy: Cellophane nappy * Captain Kremmen [S02e03p01]: Relaxatron * Ken with two Hot Gossip girls in a set: Lord Thames' personal shower complex (intro for next song) * Levinsky/Sinclair, "Only Feel this Way" * Ken with TVs: Ken's mouth water * Ken without set: Time for a break, Variation "Body parts" * End of Part One * Tuned to the Kenny Everett Video Show: Amen, Variation "Logo" * Ken without set: Billy the Dancing Bucket * Sid Snot: Ballet * Bowls, Video vault: Marilyn Monroe in her first commercial *

* Ken through staircase to TVs (with Anna Ford and Dusty Springfield): Testimonials from viewers of the last week show * MUSIC CLIP: Dave Edmunds & Rockpile, "Singin' the Blues" * Angry of Mayfair: Moronic * Silly Cowboy: Dying for a drink (5 takes) * French Marcel Wave: Hot Gossip serials * Hot Gossip: "The Hardest Part" (by Blondie) * Ken with TVs: Joke about ambassador with tape recorder *

With Cliff Richard, Billy Connolly and friends