Laura wants to go to an upcoming dance with a good-looking boy. Carl and Eddie try to find Laura a date. Carl asks Steve Urkel to take Laura to the dance, while Eddie asks one of his friends to take her out. When Laura finds out what happened, she is humiliated.

A "No Guests" rule spells no fun for Eddie, who's left in charge of the house while the adults are away for the weekend.

Laura's babysitting service floods the house with children at a bad time on the night Carl has invited his captain over.

Eddie wants to do the right thing when faced with protecting Steve from a bully who threatens to beat him up, which could get Eddie creamed as well.