Don Reo — Producer

Episodes 179

In the original filming of the pilot Blythe Danner played Evelyn Harper, but due to her schedule she decided to drop out of the show and was later replaced by Holland Taylor.

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Making of the pilot with series creator Chuck Lorre and the main casts.

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Series creators Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn swap stories about Season 4.

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The creation and development of his vanity cards at the end of each episode.

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Chronicle of the crossover episode of the writing teams of Two and a Half Men and CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

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Script: Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn

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This is how Jake Harper and the talented young actor who portrays him change: Angus T. Jones

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Let's let the women have their say

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Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends blaspheme about their charm, his clothes and his future.

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Creator and executive producer Chuck Lorre and the actors reveal the real story behind the changes to the show.

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The show's actors and design team provide a behind-the-scenes look at the redesigned beach house.

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Behind the scenes with Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer during the production of the very first musical number in the series.

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Pilot

65%
September 22, 200323m
1x1

Carefree jingle writer Charlie Harper has his lifestyle altered when his uptight brother and his 10-year-old nephew move in with him.

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Big Flappy Bastards

69%
September 29, 200321m
1x2

Despite warnings from Charlie, Jake continues to feed seagulls on the deck and the birds invade the house. Meanwhile, Charlie thinks Judith is taking advantage of Alan, who keeps going to her house to fix things.

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1x3

Jake wants to go home to his mom after he gets sick, prompting Alan to think he's a failure as a husband and now as a father.

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Charlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating advice.

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1x5

Alan and Charlie have encounters with some highly libidinous soccer moms, but with two very different outcomes.

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The guys go to Evelyn's house to meet the new man she's dating, and Charlie realizes the man's daughter is a woman he's trying to avoid.

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If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

75%
November 3, 200321m
1x7

Judith is upset with Alan and Charlie when she learns that a surfer who uses Charlie's shower walks around half naked in front of Jake . Then Alan's worried when Judith and the surfer become friends.

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1x8

Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show.

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Phase One, Complete

68%
November 17, 200321m
1x9

Charlie is convinced that a woman who spent the night with him wants to turn their relationship into something serious after she befriends Jake and Evelyn.

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Merry Thanksgiving

72%
November 24, 200321m
1x10

Realizing he's losing someone special, Charlie plans a Thanksgiving dinner to convince her he's a family guy and that she should be with him.

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Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

70%
Mid-Season Finale
December 15, 200320m
1x11

When Alan is surprised to see that Judith has had a makeover and is dating a man, he decides to have Charlie help him transform his image.

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Camel Filters and Pheromones

75%
January 5, 200421m
1x12

Berta's granddaughter spends the day at Charlie's, which isn't a problem until he learns she's a beautiful, rebellious 16-year-old.

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Sarah Like Puny Alan

68%
January 12, 200420m
1x13

Charlie nurses an ailing Alan back to health so they can go on a double date with two sisters, one of whom Charlie's been wanting to date for a long time.

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I Can't Afford Hyenas

69%
February 2, 200421m
1x14

Charlie's financial manager informs the carefree jingle writer that he spends money faster than his royalty checks come in, and now he must go on a budget.

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Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

71%
February 9, 200421m
1x15

Charlie invites a mysterious, slightly crazed woman to stay at the house until she can settle some family problems.

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That Was Saliva, Alan

73%
February 16, 200421m
1x16

Charlie is perplexed when Frankie, the mysterious woman temporarily living in the Harper household, begins falling for Alan and not him.

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Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

74%
February 23, 200420m
1x17

Charlie's still brooding over Alan's choice of their cousin as Jake's guardian if both parents die when the boy has an accident while in his care and has to be rushed to the hospital.

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An Old Flame with a New Wick

75%
March 1, 200421m
1x18

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man.

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1x19

Judith's devious siren sister stirs things up at Jake's 11th birthday party when she hits on Alan. Meanwhile, Evelyn brings alcohol and has a party of her own.

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Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

72%
April 19, 200421m
1x20

Jake's sullen mood baffles and bothers the family and prompts Alan and Judith to take him to a child psychologist.

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No Sniffing, No Wowing

73%
May 3, 200421m
1x21

Charlie plays a tricky game when he gets involved with Alan's divorce lawyer, who could make things difficult for Alan if she were, say, dumped by a self-centered lothario.

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My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

72%
May 10, 200421m
1x22

When Charlie discovers that Alan is sleepwalking, he believes it's related to his brother's lack of sex following his divorce, and comes up with a cure.

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Just Like Buffalo

75%
May 17, 200421m
1x23

When Jake repeats one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women convince Judith to stop Jake's visits with his dad and Charlie.

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Can You Feel My Finger?

72%
Season Finale
May 24, 200421m
1x24

Charlie has a pregnancy scare involving one of his one-night stands and decides to go for the big "V," and we're not talking Vegas.

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Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts

75%
September 19, 200522m
3x1

After falling off the roof, Alan needs Charlie's help in looking after Jake, which interferes with Charlie's social life.

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Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

73%
September 26, 200522m
3x2

Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has large breasts. Meanwhile, Charlie is asked to watch over Alan's chiropractic office after pulling an all-nighter.

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Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

74%
October 3, 200522m
3x3

Alan has been dating a lot, and Charlie soon finds out that it has been one woman - his ex-wife, Judith. He tries to stop Alan, and even brings Rose, Evelyn and Berta to interfere - but Alan ignores them all.

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Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs

74%
October 10, 200522m
3x4

Berta causes tension between Charlie and Alan, when she temporarily moves in with them

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We Called It Mr. Pinky

75%
October 17, 200521m
3x5

Charlie learns he can't be in a long-lasting relationship, becuase of unresolved issues he has with his mother. Jake asks Charlie for advice about a girl at school.

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Hi, Mr. Horned One

79%
October 24, 200521m
3x6

Ignoring Alan's warnings, Charlie continues to date Isabella until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

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Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

74%
November 7, 200522m
3x7

Charlie wakes up with Rose the morning after her birthday party. Her irate father comes to ask Charlie about what the future holds for him and Rose, but the unexpected happens when Evelyn shows up.

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That Voodoo That I Do Do

78%
November 14, 200521m
3x8

Charlie tricks Jake into taking ballet lessons, so he can get close to the teacher.

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Madame and Her Special Friend

73%
November 21, 200521m
3x9

One of Charlie's elderly neighbors tries to seduce Alan, while Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist.

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Something Salted and Twisted

74%
November 28, 200522m
3x10

Charlie helps Alan with his obsession of always having to get approval from the women in his life.

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Santa's Village of the Damned

78%
Mid-Season Finale
December 19, 200522m
3x11

Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection.

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That Special Tug

75%
January 9, 200622m
3x12

Charlie sees a therapist to learn how to deal with Alan's emotional insecurities.

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Humiliation Is a Visual Medium

76%
January 23, 200622m
3x13

Charlie finds himself in a relationship that is not based on sex.

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Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

81%
February 6, 200622m
3x14

Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan begins to date Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.

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My Tongue is Meat

78%
February 27, 200622m
3x15

Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mia's healthy lifestyle, so he begins to sneak beers, cigars, and burgers behind her back. When Mia finds out what he was doing, Charlie has to decide if he is truly in love with her or just whipped.

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Ergo, the Booty Call

81%
March 6, 200622m
3x16

Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie.

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The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer

75%
March 13, 200621m
3x17

Charlie is nominated for an advertising award, but he decides to boycott it because his arch nemesis always wins. The rest of his family tries to trick him into going. Rose is having relationship problems with Gordon and seeks help from Charlie.

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The Spit-Covered Cobbler

74%
March 20, 200621m
3x18

Alan starts to have financial problems when he starts paying for his girlfriend's bills, so Charlie tries to get him to break up with her. Meanwhile, Judith is after Alan because he is late in paying his alimony check.

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Golly Moses, She's a Muffin

77%
April 10, 200622m
3x19

Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks. Alan is having a tough time helping Kandi earn a living. Charlie has lost his sense because of the dry-spell he is going through.

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Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

79%
April 24, 200621m
3x20

Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.

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And the Plot Moistens

76%
May 1, 200621m
3x21

Jake’s teacher has a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the lack of interest Jake has at school. Alan starts to fall for Francine, in a platonic way, because he is tired of the lack of intelligent communication he has with Kandi. Charlie helps Jake audition for his school musical.

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Just Once with Aunt Sophie

78%
May 8, 200622m
3x22

A girl from Jake’s school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Charlie and Alan help him get ready for it by giving him advice. Alan and Charlie get nostalgic and remember their first boy-girl party.

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Arguments for the Quickie

74%
May 15, 200622m
3x23

Mia comes back to town with her dance troupe and invites Charlie to her performance. At first, he decides not to go and tries to convince Alan that he no longer has feelings for her. He goes to the see the performance and Mia explains that she wants some of Charlie’s sperm. Charlie responds by asking Mia for something.

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That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

75%
Season Finale
May 22, 200621m
3x24

Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements. Things begin to fall apart when their two families meet each other. They eventually decide on a small ceremony in Las Vegas.

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Backstage Tour with Angus T. Jones

0%
January 1, 20078m
0x38

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Two Adults, One Kid, No Grown-ups

0%
January 1, 200728m
0x39

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The Serious Business of Writing Comedy

0%
January 1, 200811m
0x40

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A Day in the Life of Two and a Half Men

0%
January 1, 200816m
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Taterhead Is Our Love Child

73%
September 22, 200822m
6x1

In the 6th season opener, Charlie runs into an ex-girlfriend and a child who bears a striking resemblance to Charlie.

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Pie Hole, Herb

75%
September 29, 200822m
6x2

Charlie borrowed money from Alan and on the day he is supposed to pay him back, Alan goes to ask Charlie for the money. He again finds Charlie in bed with a beautiful woman. After Charlie shoos him out and assures him he'll get the money for him later that day, the woman asks if Charlie is really out of cash and Charlie tells her not to worry, that he has plenty of hooker money.

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Damn You, Eggs Benedict

67%
October 6, 200822m
6x3

Alan, Jake, and Charlie all decide to try new things: Alan is dating more than one woman, Charlie learns to cook, and Jake experiments with beer.

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The Flavin' and the Mavin'

71%
October 13, 200821m
6x4

Alan is sure that things will turn bad when Charlie starts dating his receptionist.

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A Jock Strap in Hell

67%
October 20, 200822m
6x5

Charlie tries to help Jake's former teacher, who became a stripper after dating him, but things go from bad to worse when she has a religious conversion.

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It's Always Nazi Week

72%
November 3, 200822m
6x6

When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking; Jake is sent to stay with a less-than-willing Charlie for three months during Judith's meltdown.

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Best H.O. Money Can Buy

67%
November 10, 200822m
6x7

Alan tries to escape Judith's grasp as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl to pick up women. They later end up going back to Herb's hotel room with two prostitutes, where Herb declares his love for Judith and races over to win her back.

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Pinocchio's Mouth

71%
November 17, 200822m
6x8

Charlie's new girlfriend Chelsea asks him to spend the night at her place, which puts Charlie well outside of his comfort zone, while Alan tries to enforce a punishment on Jake initiated by Judith for mooning a group of girls.

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The Mooch at the Boo

78%
November 24, 200822m
6x9

Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former NFL player. Charlie's Mercedes proves a boon to Alan's love life.

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He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited

73%
December 8, 200821m
6x10

Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, and Alan becomes listless because he has no compelling reason to work anymore, while Jake discovers a hidden talent in the culinary arts that may allow him to bypass college altogether.

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The Devil's Lube

71%
Mid-Season Finale
December 15, 200822m
6x11

Charlie finds himself re-examining his wild ways when an old friend dies and begins to feel that his time on Earth may be drawing to a close.

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Thank God for Scoliosis

74%
January 12, 200920m
6x12

Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.

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I Think You Offended Don

74%
January 19, 200922m
6x13

Judith is pregnant with a baby girl and Alan is convinced he is the father.

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David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie

70%
February 2, 200921m
6x14

Melissa doesn't think Alan's family appreciates him, so she asks him to move in with her and her mom.

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I'd Like to Start with the Cat

73%
February 9, 200921m
6x15

Charlie ends up in couples counseling.

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She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime

76%
March 2, 200920m
6x16

Charlie has to remove a half-naked woman from his bedroom before Chelsea arrives.

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The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?

74%
March 9, 200920m
6x17

Charlie's admission that he's in love with Chelsea gets a surprising reaction from her

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My Son's Enormous Head

74%
March 16, 200921m
6x18

Chelsea's illness gives Charlie a chance to prove he can take care of her, but also yearning to run away from the situation.

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The Two Finger Rule

76%
March 30, 200920m
6x19

After Chelsea discovers a nude picture of another woman on Charlie's cell phone, he blows off steam by going out for a night of drinking with Alan, Herb and his neighbor.

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Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau

75%
April 13, 200922m
6x20

Charlie's desperate to make sure Chelsea and Evelyn don't befriend each other following their first meeting.

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Above Exalted Cyclops

75%
April 27, 200921m
6x21

Chelsea is asked by Alan to arrange a blind date between he and her new friend, unaware that her new friend is Rose.

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Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

72%
May 4, 200920m
6x22

Charlie mourns the loss of his bachelor pad as he reluctantly allows Chelsea to move in. Meanwhile, Alan discovers there is no longer much space left in the house for him.

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Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth

68%
May 11, 200920m
6x23

Alan and Chelsea become best buds, and Charlie decides to take advantage of the situation.

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Baseball Was Better with Steroids

76%
Season Finale
May 18, 200921m
6x24

Charlie starts to question his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia is back in town. Meanwhile, Judith goes into labor and Charlie, Alan and Herb rush her to the hospital, on the sixth season finale.

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818-jklpuzo

73%
September 21, 200921m
7x1

Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.

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Whipped Unto the Third Generation

73%
September 28, 200920m
7x2

When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlie's house.

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Mmm, Fish. Yum.

72%
October 5, 200919m
7x3

Alan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie.

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Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

71%
October 12, 200920m
7x4

Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.

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For the Sake of the Child

70%
October 19, 200921m
7x5

Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.

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Give Me Your Thumb

75%
November 2, 200920m
7x6

Alan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out, but staying with Evelyn has its own challenges.

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Untainted by Filth

73%
November 9, 200922m
7x7

Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.

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Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

69%
November 16, 200920m
7x8

While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.

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Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

73%
November 23, 200921m
7x9

While Alan struggles to cure his baldness, Charlie deals with the problem that he can't satisfy Chelsea.

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That's Why They Call It Ball Room

67%
December 7, 200920m
7x10

Chelsea wants Charlie to take dancing lessons for the wedding, when Charlie uncovers the truth that Chelsea has been lying about her finances.

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Warning, It's Dirty

73%
Mid-Season Finale
December 14, 200919m
7x11

Jake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, while Celeste is away for Christmas.

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Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

72%
January 11, 201022m
7x12

Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.

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Yay, No Polyps!

66%
January 18, 201020m
7x13

Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house.

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Crude and Uncalled For (1)

70%
February 1, 201021m
7x14

Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.

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Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2)

62%
February 8, 201022m
7x15

Chelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy comes between them.

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Tinkle Like a Princess

62%
March 1, 201021m
7x16

Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.

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I Found Your Moustache

61%
March 8, 201021m
7x17

Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.

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Ixnay on the Oggie Day

68%
March 22, 201021m
7x18

Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.

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Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

66%
April 12, 201018m
7x19

Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother.

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I Called Him Magoo

64%
May 10, 201021m
7x20

Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience"

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Gumby with a Pokey

73%
May 17, 201021m
7x21

Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.

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This Is Not Gonna End Well

64%
Season Finale
May 24, 201021m
7x22

Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.

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Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

77%
September 20, 201021m
8x1

When Jake finds out that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom, he packs up and heads to Judith and Herb's. Meanwhile, Charlie decides it's time to cut back on boozing.

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A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

72%
September 27, 201021m
8x2

Charlie is willing to do anything for Alan to accept Lyndsey's offer to move in with her.

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A Pudding-Filled Cactus

67%
October 4, 201021m
8x3

After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.

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Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

68%
October 11, 201021m
8x4

Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.

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The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

72%
October 18, 201021m
8x5

Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.

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Twanging Your Magic Clanger

69%
October 25, 201021m
8x6

Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.

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The Crazy Bitch Gazette

73%
November 1, 201019m
8x7

Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.

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Springtime on a Stick

72%
November 8, 201021m
8x8

Charlie and Alan try to set up Evelyn with Russell the pharmacist.

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A Good Time in Central Africa

74%
November 15, 201021m
8x9

When Berta takes a couple of days off, Charlie falls for her replacement. Meanwhile, Alan believes he's being stalked by Lyndsey's ex-husband.

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Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

64%
November 22, 201019m
8x10

When Charlie's ex-girlfriend Courtney is released from prison, he treats her to the good life despite her having been in prison for conning him.

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Dead from the Waist Down

70%
December 6, 201021m
8x11

Alan goes to great lengths to be able to get Lyndsey a nice birthday present.

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Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead

66%
Mid-Season Finale
December 13, 201021m
8x12

Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).

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Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup

70%
January 3, 201121m
8x13

Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.

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Lookin' for Japanese Subs

62%
January 17, 201121m
8x14

Obsessed and believing her to be married, Charlie starts stalking Rose. Jake and Eldridge start taping themselves doing Jackass-style stunts.

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Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

74%
February 7, 201121m
8x15

While Charlie and Rose carry on their "affair," Alan's chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme.

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That Darn Priest

68%
Season Finale
February 14, 201119m
8x16

Rose and Alan discover each other's secrets. Meanwhile, Charlie's desperate to get some time alone with Rose.

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Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

47%
September 19, 201121m
9x1

Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.

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People Who Love Peepholes

50%
September 26, 201121m
9x2

Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.

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Big Girls Don't Throw Food

48%
October 3, 201120m
9x3

Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.

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Nine Magic Fingers

47%
October 10, 201121m
9x4

Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.

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A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

51%
October 17, 201120m
9x5

Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.

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The Squat and the Hover

50%
October 24, 201121m
9x6

Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.

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Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

51%
October 31, 201119m
9x7

Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.

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Thank You for the Intercourse

55%
November 7, 201121m
9x8

When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.

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Frodo's Headshots

56%
November 14, 201121m
9x9

Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.

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A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

51%
November 21, 201121m
9x10

Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.

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What a Lovely Landing Strip

52%
December 5, 201120m
9x11

Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.

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One False Move, Zimbabwe!

48%
Mid-Season Finale
December 12, 201121m
9x12

Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.

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Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

49%
January 2, 201220m
9x13

Walden’s ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.

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A Possum on Chemo

53%
January 16, 201220m
9x14

Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.

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The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

51%
February 6, 201221m
9x15

Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.

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Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

54%
February 13, 201220m
9x16

Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.

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Not in My Mouth!

43%
February 20, 201219m
9x17

Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.

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The War Against Gingivitis

47%
February 27, 201221m
9x18

Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.

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Palmdale, Ech

49%
March 19, 201221m
9x19

Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.

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Grandma's Pie

45%
April 9, 201221m
9x20

Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship.

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Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'

55%
April 16, 201221m
9x21

Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey

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Why We Gave Up Women

58%
April 30, 201221m
9x22

Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.

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The Straw in My Donut Hole

49%
May 7, 201221m
9x23

Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn’t so sure it’s deserved.

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Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

53%
Season Finale
May 14, 201221m
9x24

Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.

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I Changed My Mind About the Milk

47%
September 27, 201221m
10x1

Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey's birthday.

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A Big Bag of Dog

56%
October 4, 201220m
10x2

Zoey and Walden break up, causing Walden to experience a breakdown.

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Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt

55%
October 11, 201221m
10x3

Alan and Lyndsey decide to spice things up in the bedroom.

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You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For

58%
October 18, 201221m
10x4

Walden starts to feel his age when a friend's daughter comes to town.

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That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam

58%
October 25, 201220m
10x5

Despite Alan's warnings, Walden starts dating Rose.

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Ferrets, Attack!

55%
November 1, 201220m
10x6

Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.

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Avoid the Chinese Mustard

53%
November 8, 201221m
10x7

When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.

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Something My Gynecologist Said

56%
November 15, 201221m
10x8

Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.

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I Scream When I Pee

56%
November 29, 201220m
10x9

Alans famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.

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One Nut Johnson

59%
December 6, 201221m
10x10

Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.

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Give Santa a Tail-Hole

58%
Mid-Season Finale
December 13, 201222m
10x11

Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.

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Welcome to Alancrest

57%
January 3, 201322m
10x12

Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.

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Grab a Feather and Get in Line

43%
January 10, 201321m
10x13

Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.

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Run, Steven Staven! Run!

58%
January 31, 201321m
10x14

Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.

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Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It

58%
February 7, 201321m
10x15

When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.

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Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

55%
February 14, 201321m
10x16

Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south.

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Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

59%
February 21, 201321m
10x17

When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.

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The 9:04 from Pemberton

54%
March 7, 201321m
10x18

After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.

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Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon

54%
March 14, 201321m
10x19

Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.

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Bazinga! That's From a TV Show

52%
April 4, 201321m
10x20

Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.

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Another Night with Neil Diamond

47%
April 25, 201321m
10x21

Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.

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My Bodacious Vidalia

56%
May 2, 201321m
10x22

With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.

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Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped

54%
Season Finale
May 9, 201322m
10x23

Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.

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Nangnangnangnang

55%
September 26, 201321m
11x1

Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.

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I Think I Banged Lucille Ball

51%
October 3, 201321m
11x2

Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).

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This Unblessed Biscuit

57%
October 10, 201322m
11x3

Walden and Alan think it may be time for Berta to retire when she injures her back at work. When they suggest her retiring, she grows offended, and as the conversation progresses she quits. Walden and Alan then try different maids, with little success.

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Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank

55%
October 17, 201321m
11x4

Alan and Lyndsey's illicit relationship becomes jeopardized when one of Lyndsey's man-hunting friends, Stephanie (Jennifer Aspen), asks if they are back together. The two staunchly deny it, then Lyndsey insists that Alan make a date with Stephanie so that she will believe their lie. Alan meets her for an uncomfortable date, which nevertheless leads to sex, causing Lyndsey to get mad and leave Alan again.

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Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003

52%
October 24, 201321m
11x5

Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.

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Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants

54%
November 7, 201321m
11x6

When Alan learns Walden knows Lynda Carter, he asks him to set him up on a date with her. Against his better judgment, Walden agrees to invite her to the house for dinner.

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Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie

59%
November 14, 201321m
11x7

Walden and Alan find themselves on dates with two ideal women until Lyndsey's jealousy throws a wrench in their evening.

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Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.

55%
November 21, 201321m
11x8

Alan and Lyndsey’s illicit affair puts Walden in danger, forcing him to accept Rose’s help.

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Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

50%
December 5, 201321m
11x9

Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information about herself to him.

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On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!

52%
Mid-Season Finale
December 12, 201321m
11x10

Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.

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Tazed in the Lady Nuts

51%
January 2, 201421m
11x11

Walden joins his beautiful former employee on a brilliant new project. Meanwhile, Alan advises Jenny to open up to her girlfriend or risk losing her.

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Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

53%
January 9, 201421m
11x12

Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.

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Bite Me, Supreme Court

49%
January 30, 201421m
11x13

Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.

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Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe

47%
February 6, 201421m
11x14

Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.

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Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin

55%
February 27, 201421m
11x15

Alan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.

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How to Get Rid of Alan Harper

59%
March 6, 201421m
11x16

Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen (Kimberly Williams-Paisley).

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Welcome Home, Jake

51%
March 13, 201421m
11x17

Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place.

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West Side Story

53%
April 3, 201421m
11x18

Walden gets an invitation to his ex-girlfriend's boutique opening. Meanwhile, Gretchen wants to spend more time at Alan's (a.k.a. Jeff Strongman) house.

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Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

62%
April 10, 201422m
11x19

After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian (Mila Kunis).

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Lotta Delis in Little Armenia

59%
April 24, 201421m
11x20

Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.

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Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot

51%
May 1, 201421m
11x21

Alan's girlfriend, Gretchen, insists he confess his true identity to Larry. Meanwhile, Walden goes on a road trip with Jenny and Barry to see his first car.

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Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead

56%
Season Finale
May 8, 201421m
11x22

Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.

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