An accident-prone high school girl (Emma Stone) trying to show off her casts continuously breaks bones when she slips and falls, blaming spilled grape jelly until it comes to life (Andy Samberg) and sets the record straight.

Shy Ronnie (Samberg) and Clyde (Rihanna) team up for a second time to rob a bank. Unfortunately, Ronnie's social awkwardness puts the heist in jeopardy and forces Clyde to do most of the work.

At a clothing store, a man (Samberg) is unconvinced that the V-neck shirt he is trying on is for him, despite his girlfriend's (Pedrad) assurances.

A depressed singer (Samberg) sings about how his girlfriend left him for another man (Armisen).

Katy Perry and Samberg become best friends, then meet up with a "handsome drug addict" (Matt Damon) and "brilliant lunatic" (Val Kilmer) who want to be best friends too.

In a parody of stereotypical electronic dance music performers, the DJ Davvincii performs a number of unrelated activities rather than actually mixing music.

Conner4real (Samberg) sings about having sex with a girl like the execution of Osama bin Laden. This is a song written for The Lonely Island's comedy film Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping.