Daffy Duck initiates the tale in the guise of Jack, lamenting the recent exchange of a prized Holstein cow for three seemingly insignificant beans. Disenchanted by his trade, Daffy discards the beans, unwittingly setting off a chain of events as they land in Bugs Bunny's rabbit hole. Subsequently, a towering beanstalk emerges, prompting Daffy to embark on a climb, recognizing the narrative's necessity for progression.

An emaciated canary, singing like Frank Sinatra and attracting the attention of all the admiring chicks, is getting on the nerves of a pipe-puffing parrot, who speaks like Bing Crosby. The parrot spots Sylvester (who in this cartoon speaks differently in a more dopey voice and without a lisp while speaking), foraging through the trash. Telling Sylvester he needs more vitamins (which the canary has been swallowing in bulk), he lures Sylvester inside to snare the canary.

The cartoon opens up on some railroad workers, in silhouette, who are singing "I've Been Working on the Railroad". Elmer is a surveyor for a railroad company, and the path of the new railroad goes directly over Bugs' current residence, as indicated by the signs.[5] Elmer disturbs Bugs from reading "Hare Raising Stories" by singing "I've Been Wowking on the Waiwwoad". Bugs comments, "Hey! That sounds like Frankey Sinatra, or an unreasonable facsimile", then, after holding up a "P-U" sign, plays tricks on Elmer by making him see lovely ladies from an "Eksquire" magazine. Elmer kisses him, and in response, Bugs asks, "Is you is or is you ain't my baby?". Elmer realizes that he has been tricked, and Bugs runs to another hole in the ground and dives in. Elmer shoots down the hole. Elmer remarks, "I hate wittle, gway wabbits."

Daffy learns that a refined lady duck with a high income is seeking someone to marry. After the requisite courtship and marriage, Daffy looks forward to a life of luxury. However, the lady duck, whose personality is as domineering as her size, immediately orders Daffy to do the housework. After an afternoon of exhausting tasks, he is startled by the appearance of the lady duck's rambunctious son Wentworth, whom Daffy wants nothing to do with.

In a metropolis of the eastern hemisphere, inhabitants are gripped by fear and law enforcement perplexed, as the entire urban landscape becomes inundated with an enigmatic phenomenon: mustaches painted ubiquitously on advertisements and even unsuspecting individuals. Amidst this puzzling scenario, Daffy Duck emerges as the self-professed culprit, breaking the fourth wall to the audience and justifying his actions through poetic verse. With whimsical resolve, Daffy reveals his singular mission: to adorn every countenance with a mustache.

Daffy Duck, fatigued and disoriented from a failed migration attempt, seeks refuge in a mansion belonging to Porky Pig. Mistaking a stuffed duck for a living companion, Daffy imposes himself in the residence, encountering resistance from Porky's vigilant dog, Rover.

Charlie, Porky

Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner

Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner

Sylvester, Tweety, Granny, Hector

Sylvester, Hector

Sylvester

Foghorn

Foghorn, Barnyard

Babbit and Catstello

The Foxy Duckling

Goofy Gophers

Sylvester

The Three Bears

The Three Bears

Behind the Meat-Ball

Porky

Sylvester, Tweety, Rocky

Cross Country Detours

Daffy

Ding Dog Daddy

The Eager Beaver

Fair and Worm-er

Fin'n Catty

From Hand to Mouse

Ghost Wanted

Wacky Worm

Proto-Elmer

Bugs, Wile E.

A Hick, a Slick, and a Chick

Hiss and Make Up

Charlie

I Wanna Be a Sailor

Foghorn, Barnyard, Henery

Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner

Porky, Barnyard

The Penguin Parade

Bugs, Elmer

Sylvester, Tweety

Wacky Worm

Proto-Elmer

Daffy, Porky

Proto-Elmer

Bugs, Sam

Egghead

Bugs, Elmer

Hobo Bobo

Honeymoon Hotel

Hop, Skip and a Chump

I Only Have Eyes for You

Mexican Joyride

The Mouse on 57th Street

Buddy

Foghorn, Barnyard, Prissy

Bugs, Elmer

Punch Trunk

Quentin Quail

Daffy, Porky

Saddle Silly

Ralph and Sam

The Sheepish Wolf

There Auto Be a Law

Sylvester, Tweety, Granny

Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner

Bugs, Blacque Jacque

Daffy, Sam

Goofy Gophers

The Cagey Canary

Sylvester

Dangerous Dan McFoo

Bugs, Sam

Double Chaser

Ralph and Sam

Fox Pop

Barnyard, Foghorn, Henery

Daffy

Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner

Sylvester, Tweety

Daffy

Barnyard, Foghorn, Henery

Meatless Flyday

Claude

Babbit and Catstello

Daffy

Granny, Hector, Sylvester, Tweety

Sylvester

Daffy, Elmer

Speedy, Sylvester

The Sneezing Weasel

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