Little Big Man: Mr. Cramp, the twins, and Tony go to an amusement park. Tony tries to have fun in the kids section while Wayne wants to destroy it, Mr. Cramp wastes money on turnip toss.

Flag Boy: Tony is tired of being home schooled in the sewers, and Wayne is tired of being in a public school. Tony's parents enroll him to Lucien's school, while Wayne becomes home schooled in the sewers.