A secret admirer has it out for Mikey while Parker is focused on Musso moreso than ever as she's bent on having him make up three months of missed first-period classes.

Jerry's not acting normal and, as Parker and Mikey get to the bottom of the problem, they learn the motive is Jerry's love of a girl. Parker and Mikey ditch their responsibilities in order to pilot nervous Jerry through his date.

Getting invited to one of Melinda Harris' parties is a big deal, and when Shelly gets one, she strives to get a date. She grows desperate, and seeks her brother's help—well, she blackmails him. As Jerry is used as her training date, Jerry starts to find interest in her.

A local business man sponsors a family build-a-better-toaster contest and Mikey can't participate because his mother doesn't have the time.

Jerry joins the football team and becomes king of the gridiron, but fumbles on his friendship with Kube.

Musso wants the buds to make a documentary about the school, but Parker has no time thanks to his new history teacher.

When his wife takes a philosophy class, Parker's father questions the universal truth of their marriage.

Jerry takes a shy ""geek"" under his wing, but when she leaves the nest too early, his own eggshell ego begins to crack.

A train spills toxic waste which traps everyone in the diner.

After being left out of everything, Jerry goes on a quest to become cool.

While working together, Kubiak develops a crush on Annie.