The guys join Pete on what was supposed to be his 5th-anniversary spa trip. Meanwhile, Kevin enlists Taco to scare his daughter off of her new toy, which Kevin hates.

Pete spares Andre no grief after announcing plans to run a marathon. Kevin and Jenny seek balance between conflicting roles as both spouses and league adversaries. Ruxin offends a colleague, but Taco's new venture as a notary may be the solution.

Kevin suspects that his Krav Maga teacher might be hitting on him. Meanwhile, Ruxin joins a cult in order to gain their Fantasy Football knowledge, and Jenny entrusts Andre with a secret.