
Barney Miller (1975)
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Abe Vigoda as Philip Fish
Episodes 58
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Experience
A bomber targets the 12th Precinct, as Det. Fish contemplates retirement.
Read MoreThe Courtesans
A prostitute threatens to file harassment charges against Wojo; Rachel wants to move into her own apartment.
Read MoreBureaucrat
Guests to the 12th include a drunken bureaucrat and the 12-year-old who robbed Chano's apartment; Wojo closes the precinct's favorite delicatessen for minor health-code infractions.
Read MoreEscape Artist
A self-avowed ""bird-man"" drops in; Barney holds a resourceful escaped prisoner for the FBI; Harris decides to write a novel, setting up one of the series' most durable storylines.
Read MoreThe Social Worker
Weary of housework, Liz tries her hand at social work, to Barney's dismay; a master forger fascinates Harris.
Read MoreThe Layoff
Barney, Fish and Yemana feel the crunch when a labor layoff forces them to do without Chano, Harris and Wojo; a manicurist goes deeper than the nail; a morose stockbroker takes to petty theft.
Read MoreThe Arsonist
The precinct is on the lookout for an arsonist; Chano brings in a man who used a deadly weapon on a vending machine.
Read MoreYou Dirty Rat
Barney smells a rat when two pounds of confiscated marijuana disappears from the evidence locker, and a homeless man spends the night in a department store—apparently one of many.
Read MoreHorse Thief
A hansom cab owner reports his horse missing. A man assaulted in his hotel room insists he was alone.
Read MoreProtection
The citizenry is in a panic amidst the rumors that the 12th Precinct is being shut down; a repentent hood can't prove that he committed a crime.
Read MoreHappy New Year
On New Year's Eve, Fish tries to stop a jumper, and Wojo delivers a baby.
Read MoreThe Rand Report
Rather than return one week per month to uniformed patrol, Wojo quits the force.
Read MoreFear of Flying
Wojo must escort a bigamist to Cleveland, even though he is (guess!) afraid of flying. Meanwhile,the bigamist's New York wife shows up. Also, a man turns in an unmarked envelope containing $3500 in cash.
Read MoreBlock Party
Wentworth is furious when Chano gets the credit for her bust of an assassin at a block party.
Read MoreMassage Parlor
Wentworth busts a dime-store cowboy in a massage parlor, and the detectives bust an octogenarian mugger.
Read MoreThe Psychiatrist
A department psychiatrist advises the department to confiscate Wojo's gun
Read MoreEvacuation
Wojo is dismayed to discover that the city doesn't have up-to-date evacuation procedures in the event of an emergency; Fish meets Jilly Pappalardo, a young thief who he will eventually care for in the ""Barney"" spin-off ""Fish.""
Read MoreQuarantine (1)
Wojo brings in a sick perp who collapses on the floor...resulting in the 12th being put under quarantine,with the following personnel present:A lady of the evening [who gets friendly with Fish!], Marty and Mr Driscoll, and of course, Inspector Lugar....
Read MoreQuarantine (2)
The quarantined 12th Precinct tries to make it through the night: Lugar has a 'talk' with Marty and Daryl Driscoll; and Harris has a loud rant in his sleep.
Read MoreThe Election
Election Day at the One-Two includes: A woman, being held from voting by her husband, throws a toilet seat into the street to get attention; a shoplifter gets escorted to vote by Wojo, who promptly 'loses' him; and Inspector Lugar comes electioneering for a old time political hack.
Read MoreThe Recluse
A latter-day prophet claims the end is near - 5:30, to be precise; a man who hasn't left his apartment since World War II is brought in for refusing to serve jury duty. John Cassisi appears as Victor Kreutzer, a role he would continue to play on ""Fish.""
Read MoreNoninvolvement
Barney doesn't see a crime, but Wojo's brought in a man for refusing to aid a mugging victim.
Read MorePower Failure
A power failure darkens spirits at the 12th, where they play host to a man with a split personality.
Read MoreChristmas Story
Wojo wants to tell Yemana that his Christmas Eve date is a call girl; Fish dons a red suit to catch a mugger who's targeting Kris Kringles; Luger fishes for an invitation from Barney for Christmas Day.
Read MoreSmog Alert
All eyes are on Fish as the city undergoes a first-stage smog alert; an unlikely connection is made between a potential suicide victim and an obscene graffiti artist.
Read MoreCommunity Relations
An evicted tenant greets a landlord with a musket; Barney's charged with harassment when he books a blind shoplifter.
Read MoreSex Surrogate
Weary of waiting for promotion, Levitt announces that he's quitting the force; Barney investigates a sex clinic that borders on brothel status; Harris investigates a rash of crimes ostensibly committed by a juvenile.
Read MoreMoonlighting
Barney discovers that Harris has been moonlighting; Dietrich arrests a priest who's fencing stolen goods; a racketeer is using a retarded boy as an assistant.
Read MoreGroup Home
Yemana assists a bigoted Army officer when a bomber threatens a recruiting facility; it's Fish's turn for mugging detail as Victor and Jilly resurface with Bernice in tow.
Read MoreStrike (1)
An impending strike is on everyone's mind, except the woman who was robbed by her computer date. (Part 1 of 2)
Read MoreStrike (2)
Barney and Inspector Luger man the fort alone when the detectives go out on strike.
Read MoreGoodbye, Mr. Fish (1)
A neighborhood vigilante group runs amok, and Fish is AWOL on the day of his retirement.
Read MoreGoodbye, Mr. Fish (2)
Fish finally shows up for work, but refuses to acknowledge his mandatory retirement.
Read MoreCorporation
A quixotic environmentalist faces the high-priced lawyer hired by the chemical plant he's been assaulting.
Read MoreThanksgiving Story
The detectives clean up after three mental patients sit down to Thanksgiving dinner at an automat.
Read MoreAtomic Bomb
Neither the bomb squad nor the government recognizes a college student's physics project as a functional atomic bomb - but Detective Dietrich does.
Read MoreAppendicitis
Yemana is hospitalized with appendicitis; the cage is a stopping-off place for a sugar addict and an aging bounty hunter.
Read MoreEviction (1)
Barney puts his career on the line by refusing to forcibly evict the tenants of a condemned hotel, while Lugar tries to figure out what to do with his vacation time.
Read MoreEviction (2)
The hotel situation now involves a SWAT team, while Dietrich learns the identity of his amnesic ""girlfriend.""
Read MoreWojo's Problem
Wojo comes to Barney with a problem his superior would rather not know about; the 12th's new female detective has a very jealous husband, suspicious of her all-male co-workers; somehow a shoplifter escapes - in a wheelchair.
Read More'Quo Vadis?'
Barney uncovers, if you will, the real reason behind a woman's vehement insistence that a nude-painting exhibit at a local art gallery be shut down; the Millers may be heading for divorce.
Read MoreEvaluation
The members of the squad nervously await Barney filling out their evaluation forms. Meanwhile, Harris arrests a numerologist who will only give his name as ""1223,"" and a porno shop reporting vandalism turns out to be a mom and pop operation being hassled by their kids.
Read MoreThe Sighting
A man liquidates all of his assets into gold, much to his wife's dismay; Wojo claims he saw a UFO over Staten Island.
Read MoreInauguration
Harris does some extensive soul searching when he's offered a job on the mayor's security team.
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