In the first segment, the conversation during a poker game becomes an intense exploration of gay culture. In the second segment, after Louie's brother depresses him about the finality of his divorce, Louie reminisces about a high school crush, subsequently looking her up on Facebook.

Louie is invited to go to a wake with his brother, Bobby; Louie gets injured in the street by a woman; Pamela has to give Louie a makeover in order to mask his injuries so he can perform.