
Childrens Hospital (2008)
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Rob Corddry — Executive Producer
Episodes 63
Episode 10
In the season finale Max performs surgery on The Chief and Blake tries to cure Lola's nonexistent tumor.
Read MoreI See Her Face Everywhere
As the new season begins, Cat Black is conflicted about her full term pregnancy, because the father (Nick Kroll) is 6 years old and has advanced aging disease; the doctors remember Lola who still seems to be dead; Chief has more than professional feelings for the new administrator; Glenn cures cancer.
Read MoreNo One Can Replace Her
Cat goes into labor with Little Nicky's baby. Little Nicky's advanced aging disease causes him to take on the tendencies of an old man as the disease begins to kill him. Lola Spratt returns from the hospital to explain that she faked her death, but everyone believes she is a ghost. Blake Downs returns to the hospital, following the failure of his private practice/spin-off. New doctor Valerie Flame takes over narrating duties on the show for Cat Black when complications occur in the birth of she and Nicky's child.
Read MoreI Am Not Afraid of Any Ghost
Dr. Maestro asks Dr. Flame to give him a lethal injection so that he can find Dr. Spratt in the spirit world. A creepy EMT wants to show The Chief his "sexy costume.
Read MoreGive a Painted Brother a Break
Dr. Blake's clown brother comes to visit and borrows money from Dr. Blake to pay off his gambling debts, while telling him it's for an operation. A mascot from a local theme park starts suspiciously, repeatedly bringing in children with broken arms for treatment. The hospital is turned into a youth hostel, and Sy gets conned by an attractive young foreign girl.
Read MoreJoke Overload
The staff must choose between saving an old black man and a young white kid. Insult comic Jeffrey Ross brings his child into the O.R., but the staff is more concerned with enjoying his humor than treating his child. Two Star Trek nerds dressed in uniforms (one as a Klingon) visit the hospital.
Read MoreThe End of the Middle
An episode of TV news magazine News Readers covering the filming of the final episode of Childrens Hospital, complete with behind the scenes looks at the show. Cutter Spindell (who portrays Blake Downs on the show within the show) interferes to save the series, convincing protesters that they're saving an actual children's hospital.
Read MoreFrankfurters, Allman Brothers, Death, Frankfurters
A knife stuck in a boy's chest may not be what it seems; Glenn's cancer cure is threatened by a mysterious visitor, a mind-reading girl visits the coma room.
Read MoreHot Enough for You?
When the power goes out on the hottest day of the year, sexual tensions boil over among the staff. Blake is date-raped. Dori fries eggs on her boobs.
Read MoreThe Coffee Machine Paid For Itself
A hip sexy Rabbi (David Wain) arrives and seduces Valerie, angering Glenn; Sy faces a moral dilemma involving a coffee machine; Lola is confused by a mysterious organ in a cooler.
Read MoreShow Me On Montana
"Take Your Daughter to Work" day at the hospital ignites a series of conflicts involving a leering child molester (Steve Agee), Chief's sexy daughter (Lizzy Caplan), and an 11 year-old patient whose gender is yet to be determined.
Read MoreYou Know No One Can Hear You, Right?
The abortion debate is brought into relief by a visit from a prominent Senator (Ed Begley, Jr.); Owen must decide whether he can treat the 10-year-old who beats him daily; Sy finally faces his alcoholism.
Read MoreThe Sultan's Finger - LIVE
In a special live episode, a visiting Sultan needs emergency surgery; Blake faces a crucial decision about his clown make-up; Glenn cuts off his finger for Valerie. A surprise ending reveals the shocking the truth about one of the doctors, shattering everyone's perceptions. SEASON FINALE.
Read MoreRun, Dr. Lola Spratt, Run
A boy stuck in quicksand is brought to the ER.
Read MoreBlack Doctor
Blake is evicted from his apartment for being a clown; Dr. Brian returns to the hospital after a stint working for the drama "Black Hospital"; and Cat is overexposed.
Read MoreHome Is Where the Hospital Is
The doctors feel crowded from sharing an apartment and decide someone should move out. Elsewhere, Sy deals with his own domestic issues.
Read MoreThe '70s Episode
Glenn returns from Vietnam; Lola has new career aspirations.
Read MoreFather's Day
Lola and Brian try to locate Cat's father; the doctors wait for a prisoner's execution and plan to use his heart in a transplant procedure.
Read MoreStryker Bites the Dust
The staff receive counseling after the death of Brock Stryker (Rob Riggle).
Read MoreChildren's Hospital: A Play in Three Acts
The doctors go back in time.
Read MoreMunch by Proxy
Owen's secret wife (Alicia Silverstone) and baby visit the hospital for treatment; Val plays a high-stakes game of chess.
Read MoreThe Night Shift
The staff work the night shift under the guidance of Velam Geza.
Read MoreThe Chet Episode
A day in the life of Chet (Brian Huskey), the creepy paramedic.
Read MoreParty Down
A long-delayed bar mitzvah for Glenn is planned; Owen wants his foreskin back.
Read MoreNewsreaders
Updates on the cast are featured on "Newsreaders" in the Season 3 finale.
Read MoreThe Boy with the Pancakes Tattoo
In this episode, which satirizes "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo", everyone at Childrens Hospital gets amnesia. After that, it looks as though the only way to get rid of the amnesia is to give the amnesia... amnesia. I'm forgetful about what happens after that.
Read MoreStaff Dance
Madonna visits the hospital, stunning Owen.
Read MoreChief's Origin
Chief recounts her past, but the doctors aren't interested in her tale.
Read MoreBehind the Scenes
The actors' bad behavior is caught on camera.
Read MoreThe Return of the Young Billionaire
Owen works with a detective to get to the bottom of strange behavior by kids.
Read MoreBritish Hospital
A look at the British version of "Childrens Hospital".
Read MoreLadies Night
Single mothers receive discounts.
Read MoreA Kid Walks in to a Hospital
Sy's spy past comes back to haunt him when his former partner returns to kill him.
Read MoreA Year In the Life
The events of a full year at the hospital are chronicled.
Read MoreAttention Staff
Sal Viscuso is hunted and Owen is haunted.
Read MoreChildrens Lawspital
Lola has no friends or pets so she gets a law degree and defends Owen.
Read MoreA New Hope
The staff move to an army base in Japan when the hospital is infested with termites.
Read MoreCountry Weekend
The doctors gather at Cat's vacation house for her wedding to Michael.
Read MoreImaginary Friends
The doctors rally to save a ward for imaginary friends.
Read MoreThe Gang Gets Sushi
When Lola is recruited for a government task force, the past threatens to compromise the mission.
Read MoreOld Fashioned Day
It's Old Fashioned Day at Childrens Hospital. And it lasts longer than a day, which allows for a conflict.
Read MoreSpoiler Alert: Owen Gets a Perm
Owen learns a lesson about hair choices; Glenn reveals the source of his surgical abilities.
Read MoreWine Tasting
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A Lot of Brouhaha Over Zilch
Derek Childrens vows to regain control of the hospital from Sy. Includes fairies, a donkey head, hydraulics and poison lipstick.
Read MoreMy Friend Falcon
David Wain's personal documentary about his friendship and rivalry with Just Falcon.
Read MoreComing and Going
The doctors' trip to Japan comes to a climax.
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