After learning that girls are restricted from hockey-team tryouts, the twins don male disguises and cross-check some extremely chauvinistic guys. Meanwhile, Lisa becomes addicted to home shopping.

Tamera experiences public humiliation of the high-school kind when Tia sets her up with her newest beau's brother - unaware that he's a pretentious 8-year-old. Meanwhile, Lisa receives a phone call from Calvin Klein after he sees her billboard.

Lisa gets a second job as a cafeteria worker at the twins' school and adds zest to the lunchline; everyone seems to be sweet on her efforts but Tia, who's embarrassed.