A health inspector shows up at the Krusty Krab, and while he is there, SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs see the news about a guy passing himself off as a health inspector to get free food.  Mr. Krabs is so mad he and SpongeBob make a Krabby Patty made with a bunch of nasty things. After it is served to the inspector he chokes on a fly and the two think he died from the patty. They later find out that he was a real health inspector, and that the other one was caught. Now, what will SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs do with the dead health inspector?

Mr. Krabs has SpongeBob and Patrick paint the inside of his house, with a strict rule to not get paint on anything besides the walls.

SpongeBob and Patrick decide to become rich entrepreneurs by selling chocolate bars door to door.

After being treated too much like a child by everyone, Barnacle Boy quits being a superhero and decides to be a supervillain.

When Mr. Krabs feels like an aging old man, he tries to feel young again, so he goes out with SpongeBob and Patrick for a night on the town.

After SpongeBob shatters his buttocks in a sandboarding injury, he becomes paranoid of everything and confines himself to his own home with inanimate objects for friends.

After accidentally flushing Mr. Krabs' safe, SpongeBob and Squidward must go into the sewers to find it. Meanwhile, Mr. Krabs visits the new stadium, which is having plumbing issues.

SpongeBob starts wearing long pants, which causes his personality to change.

Plankton clones SpongeBob to steal the secret formula, but his plans may be ruined by the original SpongeBob.

SpongeBob and Patrick move away after they think their houses have been sold, which thrills Squidward.

SpongeBob hides the Krabby Patty secret formula in his home, and Gary must protect it from Plankton.

Sandy must save the day, after everyone in town becomes as stupid as Patrick.

When a storm blows away the Krusty Krab, an insane Mr. Krabs has to guide his employees and customers back to their homes.

SpongeBob and Patrick have fun playing Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, and Mr. Krabs and Squidward decide to play along as the bad guys.

Squidward is so tired that SpongeBob and Patrick cannot wake him up, but they will not let him miss his big audition.

SpongeBob cooks at home, prompting Mr. Krabs' customers to leave his restaurant and head for SpongeBob's place.

A misunderstanding leads SpongeBob and Patrick to try to prove their life insurance protects them from any danger.

When SpongeBob mistakes an escaped convict for his driving instructor, it’s the new teacher who learns a lesson.

Patrick has a coupon for free ice cream, but if he wants to use it, he has to enter the store.

Plankton poses as a wish-granting genie in his latest scheme to get the secret formula.

When Man Ray rents Squidward's house for the weekend, it's up to SpongeBob and Patrick to stop his evil vacation.

A new secret Krabby Patty formula has disastrous results for Bikini Bottom, and only SpongeBob can save the day.

Mr. Krabs’ new Krabby soup is a hit – until some heat-loving hippies move into the soup vat!

Patrick wants to be a horse.

SpongeBob can't drive, but he doesn't need a license to operate a self-driving car.

Patrick thinks he is an old man, so it is up to SpongeBob to remind him how much fun being a child can be.

SpongeBob wants to be the first sponge that dives to the surface of the ocean.

Patrick's lemonade stand is unsuccessful until he gets a secret ingredient from Squidward.

When the Krusty Krab runs out of mustard, Mr. Krabs sends SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward to dig up some more.

After spilling a milkshake during a delivery, SpongeBob vows to return and clean the entire building.

When Mr. Krabs puts in an open kitchen, SpongeBob gets stage fright and has to invent a new persona.

Plankton goes to jail, but the secret formula is taken as evidence, so SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs plot to get it back.

Karen gets a computer virus, and it's up to SpongeBob to get it out of her.

Sandy struggles to build a ship-in-a-bottle before a big contest, so SpongeBob calls in a little extra help.

SpongeBob and Patrick have their peaceful day of jellyfishing disturbed by Sandy's competitive nature.

Sandy takes her Science Scout troop on a trip to the moon. In space, no one can hear you NYAH-NYAH-NYAH-NYAH.

Patrick inducts SpongeBob into his prestigious society of dullards and doofuses.

Patrick takes his grime to a new extreme, playing around in so much trash that he becomes unrecognizable.

Plankton practices ruling the world by shrinking himself down and declaring himself king of SpongeBob's aquarium.

The citizens of Bikini Bottom plan a surprise birthday party for SpongeBob, while he and Patrick tour the surface world and come across their real-life selves.

SpongeBob and Squidward take a delivery to a dreaded town where the laws of logic no longer apply.

Patrick takes a job at the Goofy Goober when he finds out the employees get free ice cream.

Squidward gleefully switches jobs with a bus driver for an easy ride… until SpongeBob and Patrick climb aboard.

The Gal Pals take Pearl to a cabin in the woods for a weekend of silly pranks.

Where Plankton usually dumps his rotten chum is too full, so he tricks SpongeBob into hiding it around the city.

SpongeBob and Patrick get tricked into babysitting a grouchy old lady, who does all she can to escape.

Squidward packs his bags after his house gets infested, but a different kind of pest waits at his hotel.

Bubble Bass doesn't pay his tab after ordering food at the Krusty Krab, so Mr. Krabs sends SpongeBob and Squidward to his house to try and make him pay.

SpongeBob watches Mr. Krabs's house while he's away and goes to extreme measures to prevent burglary.

Patrick is sent to the pound for acting like a worm, but he will only be able to leave if SpongeBob can train him.

SpongeBob and his pals journey to the North Pole to give Santa a present.

Patrick goes into a destructive fit whenever he hears a bell, so his friends help him in their own ways.

When SpongeBob's parents come to visit, their thirst for thrills comes as a big surprise.

The Krusty Krab enters a float in the annual Bikini Bottom Parade.

SpongeBob celebrates the anniversary of his friendship with Squidward. Squidward does not.

SpongeBob builds a snail-house outside for Gary to play in while he is at work.

When the circus comes to town and steals his customers away, Mr. Krabs tries to sabotage the show.

SpongeBob and Patrick discover that their favorite Kelpbed Kid is a familiar face.

SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy find themselves in the middle of a long-standing feud between the Narwhals and the Planktons.

SpongeBob is recruiting to cook in the big leagues, but first, he must prove his worth in the test kitchen.

When a competitor threatens to shut down Mrs. Puff's driving school, she must rely on SpongeBob to stay in business.

SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward feel the heat when they become volunteer firefighters.

Mr. Krabs and Plankton must learn to get along after ending up shipwrecked on an island.