Ron and Lloyd invest in a stock that rises then quickly drops.

Steven, Lizzie and Rachel pay a druggie to do their papers, but he fails to deliver.

Marshall gets sick, and Rachel volunteers to take care of him.

Lloyd tries to start a real relationship with a girl.

Steven makes friends in the rec room.

Adam Sandler stops by the campus to perform, and the whole group goes to see him, including Steven's dad, Hal, who was invited by Lloyd.

Sandler's assistant, Jonathan Loughran, ends up falling in love with Rachel and decides to stay on campus living in Rachel's room.

Eric discovers that Lizzie cheated on him with Steven, and heads to UNEC to get his revenge.

Lloyd helps Steven prepare for a fistfight.

Lizzie admits to Steven that she has a boyfriend, but that does not stop him from pursuing her.

The head RA Hillary has a crush on Lloyd, but Ron does not think it is a good idea for Lloyd to hook up with her.

Marshall inspires a boring History teacher to revamp his teaching style, with cringe-worthy results.

Steven is forced to get a job in the cafeteria to help pay his tuition until Hal finds "the right job"

Ron has a crush on a campus tour guide, Kelly, and she ends up getting invited up to the guys dorm for a rousing game of "Truth or Dare".

Lloyd and Marshall compete for Rachel's affection, and Ron tries to impress Kelly.

Steven plans the perfect date for Lizzie in order to show up Eric.

Theo, Steven's friend from high school, shows up unexpectedly and ruins the day for Ron, Marshall and Lloyd.