Gary and Joel realize they're looked at as kids, so they try to change their image to hook up with girls.

Gary and Joel realize that they're poor, so they try to set up Gary's stepmother with a rich guy who's the father of a new student at their school.

Gary and Joel “defend” the local fire department by becoming arsonists.

Joel's 40-year-old brother, Brian, moves back into Joel's bedroom and Joel strives to be more tolerant of him despite Brian's contemptible behavior.

Gary and Joel try and acquire sweet tans and mad paper by hooking up with a young lawncare entrepreneur.

The boys discover the true ugliness of death after they save Carol's ex, Reggie, from being buried in an unmarked grave and get stuck disposing of his body themselves.