After a small argument with the Squirrel Scouts, the Jelly Trio try to raise money for a submarine by selling expired beans.

Lumpus plays a prank on the Bean Scouts as they are on the search for the "snipe," but Lumpus is caught and the Jelly Beans think he's a "snipe."

Camp Kidney is slated for demolition, so Lazlo and his friends try to prevent this from happening. To do so, Lazlo, Clam, Raj, and Patsy must find the rock of hope, whick leads to the big bean scout jamboree. They do so, and they meet the big bean (who is puny) and says that he shut down Camp Kidney. After Raj reads Lazlo's neckerchief and it says a poem, the big bean opens up its heart, reopening Camp Kidney.

Lumpus tricks Lazlo and the Bean Scouts into digging an area to find dinosaur bones to make a bowling alley for himself.

Clam accidentally sends Jelly Cabin to outer space and is in Lumpus' home against his will, and was awoke all night except for 17 seconds, and must be speaker for the Legume council or will be embarrassed, but thanks to Lazlo's puppet plan, they succeeded.

Because of Samson's new vacuum, he endangers Chip and Skip's dirty streak and with the other Bean scouts, desperately try to get some mud from the Squirrel Scouts who refused to.

Samson believes that S.M.I.T.S. (Scoutmaster in the Sky) is angry with him because he was doing tai chi out of order and now S.M.I.T.S. is throwing balls at him. He decides to protect himself with pillows and it works, but he becomes a bully.

When Raj loses his tusk, he wants to see the Tusk Wizard so bad. So Lazlo and Clam try to help Raj the best way they can.

Nurse Leslie goes hiking overnight.

Edward makes a sham about a Yeti attack.

Lazlo hires Samson to protect him from Gretchen.

Lumpus becomes addicted with Camp Kidney's newspaper.

After winning a lemonade drinking competition with Edward, Lazlo realizes that he has to go to the bathroom, but he can't find a place to go.

Edward puts on the calendar "Edward Day" for the next day (so everyone will worship him), only to find that everyone is acting like Edward, particularly Clam.

Lazlo wins an award, but the other Bean scouts grow jealous. Things go out of hand when Lazlo makes them awards out of toilet paper.